1. NO green beans were ever served with our meals! I am sure we will be developing rickets very soon.
2. Dad lost Sammer's hedgehog!! Sammer and I believe the squirrels that Dad insists upon feeding stole him!
3. Dad did not know how to put my eyedrops in and sprayed my little nose instead!
4. We had to stay out on the porch on Tuesday when Dad worked from sunrise to sunset. Even tho it is enclosed I am sure I saw the buzzards a circling our house!!
5. On Thursday nights Mom and us watch our favorite show...Dad turned the channel since mom is missing and watched a show about croc's instead. I had nightmares.
6. Dad never ever one time sang us our bedtime song!
7. We are starting to shed cos Dad does not know how to use the furminator!
8. Dad does not change the sheets as often as Mom does. OUr house is starting to look unsanitary!!
9. Dad brought home chicken last night but he only gave us one bite each. He ate the rest himself. Who does he think he is fooling...Sammer and I knew there was 25 wings in that box!!
10. Sammer and I are thinking about traveling to see our friend Goose cos he said he would always have our backs, and then after that visit going to Noodles house to see her. I figure somewhere along the way we will find our robot mom and bring her home. Dad said that grandma is doing better and they think that they got all the big bad "C" from her eye. I am worried that Mom decided to fly to cancun or somewhere warm and is laying on the beach without us. I am going to kick her butt when I find her. Maybe she tried out for the part of the tin man in Hollywood?