Well last night mom and dad weighed sammer and myself so they would know if I had REALLY gained weight or just looked heavier due to my wrinkles. Um..well anyway I now weigh 17.5 lbs. Awhile back when NOODLES was put on a DIET I weighed 16 lbs. Somehow between then and now i have gained 1.5 lbs. Mom told Dad to stop giving us all those treats and good human food while she was at work! Dad told Mom to stop overfeeding us our kibble. No one wants to take the blame. On the other hand SAMMER had gained 2 lbs and now weighs a massive 25 freaking lbs. of pure hard muscle. Again, Mom and I think he is really a minature great dane, cos he looks just like RORY from Austrialia. Or bigfoot. So mom is now giving me more fruits and veg and less food. It hasn't affected Sam's meals at all! Life is not fair in Iowa.
I have also found out that Moms out there in the other world SEW as well as COOK! I asked my robot mom about this and she said she just uses the stapler (or rivit gun in her case) cos it makes it much more simpler. Well OKAy!