Mom was worried about me last night cos I seemed rather listless. She watched me lay around in the chair rather depressed. Later when she finally sat down for the night Sammer and I jumped up to sit with her and it took me several jumps to get on her lap! She told Dad later when he got home from work that Stella HAS to LOSE some WEIGHT!!!! What, I was just tired and sleepy mom from sleeping all day...waiting on you to get home!
Mom told Dad this morning she couldn't even sleep last night cos she is worried about my weight...so today I am starting on a "LETS STARVE STELLA ROSE ROUTINE". She was very strick with Dad about what he can and cannot give me...for instance on Monday when Mom walked in the door she found Dad letting me lick a carmel apple sucker ....Wowzer that was the tastiest little thing I had ever tried!!!! So I am off to the backfat camp today bright and early. First I go outside to potty and then I come in and take a little nap till mom gets home at noon. Then I get up and bark happily at her, eat my lunch of three pieces of frozen water, and then I sleep till mom gets home at supper. Then I bark happily and eat my three pieces of frozen water. I figure by Friday I should be back to my 16 lbs. What to do think?
Stella Rose
Oh Stella Rose not the frozen water diet. I say by Friday you will be under weight. You don't even get any beans?/!! Maybe I can slip you a bean or two. Be looking for a envelope slipped under your door when your mom is at work.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
OMD OMD.... Stella Rose... it is US.. Frankie and Ernie.. We actually have connection and can leave you a comment.
ReplyDeleteI am soooooooo sorry that your mom has decided to STARVE YOU in this terrible torture thingy.
NOT RIGHT... ALL WRONG... SHAME on HER.
Stella Rose a frozen water diet. Yikes. TORTURE. Call Pug-line for help now. Have a wonderful frozen water Wednesday pal. We smuggle you some chicken.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
OH NO ... Stella that is horrible news! Hopefully you get some green beans and fruit, too ... if not, let us know and we'll send some to you.
ReplyDeleteDads are great, aren't they ... ours sneaks us all kinds of yummy stuff and mama yells at him but he doesn't listen.
We tell mama it's okay if SHE wants to be on a diet but don't make us suffer .....
Love Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney
Hey Stella, Mom was trying to get Hazel to lose weight to no avail till I came along. She chases me and wrestles with me and the weight came off. Too bad I couldn't come stay with you for awhile, you could lose some weight and Mom could get a break from my naughtiness!! Win Win as your Mom would say!!
ReplyDeletelove ya,
Greta,
Bailey & Hazel too!
Stella Rose,
ReplyDeleteBacon is on its way. Keep that curvy figure girl!!
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi
What is WITH all these mommas and the diets? There's a reason it starts with D-I-E, you know!
ReplyDeleteLawdy Stella, your Mom is a woman on a mission it seems. What is wrong with a little pug-cushioning for crying out loud? Yeah yeah, health and all that, blah blah blah. Moms better throw you a carrot or two or there could be a revolt. Just sayin'.
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Oh Stella Rose, a water diet!!! that is just awful. You are really gonna have to teach Dad how to be special secretive when giving you the goodies. You must have goodies.
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Bert
Frozen water?!? Stella, say it ain't so! You ARE getting some real food ... right? Should I slip something into the "D" drive on the computer and zap it over to you?
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Zim
Stella! I feel somewhat responsible due to my D-I-E-T success of late. I sure hope you only have to endure STARVING for a couple of days. It sucks.
ReplyDeleteLove Noodles
I'm sure you were always hungry before and now less food? Sheesh! ;-)
ReplyDeleteLove,
Christy
You want a good diet? Travel in the van all day for two whole days and have an upset tummy and don't each much. Now that's a DIET!
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry Stella that they put you on a diet. Just what are your hoomans thinking!
Hugs,
Lily Belle
What's frozen water...wonder if big momma could use some too. Hope you still get green beans!!
ReplyDeleteSAMMER stop shaking the crap out of me and give me back to Stella Rose. I go a headache now! I am gonna give you a verbal warning. Have a terrific Thursday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly