We never manage to have a completely wordless wednesday cos margaret says i can't shut my trap that long, margaret needs to take a class on "getting along with others" or go to prison.
Speaking of prison and Margaret in the same sentence..I told mom it is really handy that we live right across the highway from the jail here in our town, and the OLDEST courthouse in IOWA, and the attorney's office where my mom works. It seems tho the jail is having a bit of a problem with the buzzard population here in town. See right in the middle of the exercise yard is a huge cell phone tower. (We have often wondered about the climbing OUT aspect of the whole thing??) anyway all the local buzzards...as in birds...love to sit on the tower day and night. At first Mom was worried about this cos she was afreard when we were out running around in Alcatraz they might swope down and get us. Well, I told Mom not to worry cos they don't like anything with a heartbeat, and they NEVER leave the tower anyway UNTIL the sheriff's office decided they were tired of the little "deposits" as in poop they were leaving on the ground and cars in the parking lots. So the sheriff's office has started shooting firecrackers off every morning bright and early to scare them away!! Notice Mom wrote "bright and early". Since July 5th twice a day BANG BANG BANG.....is it working....yes. My theory is as soon as those old buzzards understand the illegal fireworks that was confiscated on July 4th are all gone, they will land right back on their tower. After all they have been there for 87 hundred years!!
YAY AYAYYAYAYAY MY BFF PUDDLES IS BACK...I HAVE MISSED YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK...I HAVE BEEN PRACTICING MY INTERPRETATION OF YOU EVERYDAY PUDDLES AND HAVE BEEN DOING SO WELL AT IT THAT MOM SIGNED ME UP FOR OBEDIENCE CLASSES ....THEY START IN TWO WEEKS.