TUESDAY TAILS

I asked my Mom if I could drive to class tonight and hers said no, that the Trooper # 182 was just lookin for a reason to stop my moms car again.  So I guess I will just sits in that baby  seat and continues to rip the lining out of it....isa almost got the job done.  I also barks most of the way over there unless mom has her hand on my back...I tells her if hers doesn't touch me then i mights puke ( i is fakin her out...)and hers doesn't want anymore of that stuff in her car.

I cannot believe Stellie photobombed my picture!

So's my mom and mes been practicin my sits, laydowns, sit/stay and settles and walking on the leash.  The problem with walkin on the leash is that Maggie goes wif us and hers drags me all around the fairgrounds.  Hers drags me into the livestock barns, under the slide and drags me over the dirt track where they hold the races.  I tries to plant my feets but hers still drags me.  Mom see those big ruts Isa leaving?

I finally sits my Mom down and tells her the problem and that Isa never gonna get a gold star in leash walkin if Maggie gets to walk wif me so...... last night we walks alone.  Just. me. and. my. Mom.  Isa was just perfect.  I walks and I walks all by myself.  Poor Maggie when hers saw that Mom wasn't putting her vest on hers she started to do hers hound dog bawl and hers hurt my ears real bad.  Till Stellie figured out hers wasn't going eithers that it was just me and my mom and hers started to do her pugscream, and that hurt my ears also.  Mom told Dad to get off his **# and take Mag's for a walk, and do something special with Stellie.  Dad musta thought special meant fry up a whole package of bacon and share it betweens the three of them while Mom and I was a working out.

Dad didn't evens save me any so I took mom's side right away and started to do my own version of Maggie's and Stellie's howl....Mom ended up a fixin me a heartlivergizzard thingy cos I is so special.

Later Mom took Maggie for a walk around the block and Stellie a walk in the yard.  Stellie was so happy cos the crabapples are all overs the ground and her loves to eat crabapples!

 I can hardly wait to see my little womens tonight!