Concentrate ONLIES on my face not the icky floor.
First the bikers showed up at our house,
and I thought it was Halloweens coming early....( when I tolds my Mom I thought that hers told me to be quiet cos it was NOT safe to say things like that around our home this weekend) They's were a wearing all kinds of black, black t-shirts, black vests, black jackets, black pants, black boots...folks they weres all the "mens in black"...bahhahahahahha..I loves that movie......I is sooo funny.
I stoles that picture off the internuts cos those mens wouldn't let mom takes pictures of thems cos they said they were to busy, but me thinks they were all running from the laws.
Anyways the furst things one of them askeded my Mom was what kind of dogs wesa were SUPPOSED to be....he was stoopid for sure cos we are guard dogs for my MOM....mom told hims pugs and they laughed at us....I even had my little black jacket on like thems and I looked much better in it and could get more womens them those dummies!!
Mom told me to be quiet cos she said they might step on me ACCIDENTALLY but I has a real problem with shutting my mouth sometimes. Maggie barked her fools head off at them for hours, and some of them had knifes on their belts and even Isa wasn't stoopid enuf to bark and bark. Finally she settled down THEN Stella Rose started acting all
slutty sweet sitting on theirs laps and letting them pet her fat ole wrinkles ....Isa needs to have a talk with hers today and remind hers she is my girl and that means her butt only sits on Dads and Moms laps.
They were doing alot of these kinds of things which is even stoopider cos we lives right by the cop shop and I is even smart enuf to know better.
Mom said hers was really proud of me, and I am one big brave bad pug boy for sures! Stella Rose and Maggie tolds me later what she really said, was that she should have put me in my crates so she could have had some peace and quiets for awhile....those girls are fibbers!!!
Wesa going to tells you all about Mom's trip to the REAL zoo on Sunday with her grandgirls. Mom is going to posted my biker picture later todays. Hers is a looking for her camera..isa thinks one of them doods stole it!