Today was supposed to be my first day of school, but I told Mom I do not want to go. First, I couldn't sleep last night cos my stomach hurt cos I was nervous. Then I woke up tired and was to nervous to even eat green beans cos my stomach still hurt. So tired and sick to my stomach is NOT a good way to start my first day of school. Mom said I had to go, I told her to send Turd in my place.
Turd stuck her tongue out at me and ran back into her bed. I told her to send Sam then, but he was no where to be found.
What about mean ole cat Dietzman....they could use in him the science class as an experiment. Mom said NO! But I am the Queen and shouldn't have to go to class!!
So I packed my pajama's in my little purple backpack and all my toys
and drug it out to the car and slowly got into my booster seat, and slowly fastened the seatbelt, and slowly shut the car door. Mom says I will have fun....I say I will JUST SLEEP!
Stella Rose Long