Thank you from my mom to everyone who took the time to leave her some advice for Turd Bucket. Right now our house has a aura of worry hanging in the air and I don't like it one bit! I had a talk with Turd to see what her problem is and she was unresponsive. Sam said to give her a big kick in the butt or send her a packing but I am choosing the kinder route. My feelings on her behavior is she is in love with our mom. Yes, you heard me IN LOVE WITH OUR MOM! Sam told me, "pishaw!" He said Dad loves Mom, and he doesn't try to bite anyone, and the Grandmonsters and Big Monsters love Mom and they don't try to bite anyone so what they heck is Turd's excuse? I reminded him that she lived in her tiny prison for 600 zillion years and we just lived in ours for a short time so to give her time. Sam looked at his watch and said she has till tonight at 5:00 pm to straighten up cos that is when the grandmonsters hit our house from football practice and dance practice. I AM SHAKING IN MY BOOTS NOW!!
Mom told me it will be okay, cos Turd will just be resting in her room, in her little bed, with her stuffie and a treat or two. We will all be pretending that the Long-Simpson house is normal. Mom told me we will never give up on any of you and will work it out. Sam just rolled his big ole eyes at me. See Sam has a jealousy issue with Turd. He is the baby at this house, even tho he outweighs us by 10 lbs. and is a giant giraffe pug but he is still the youngest and even tho he is supposed to be Dad's present he is IN LOVE WITH OUR MOM also. He waits for her by the door when she is supposed to come home, he runs in circle when he sees her, he licks her ears and face he is ridiculous acting at 4:30! As soon as mom sits down he is laying on her legs or lap. As soon as Turd gets on Moms lap he growls and knocks her off. Yes, Sam can be a bully and a treat thief meanie!
I am also disappointed that Mom has not taken our Harley Davidson runway pictures yet! I reminded her again last night that you were waiting and she said her heart just isn't there. Well where is it Mom, and if you know just go get it? Our public is waiting! I need a holiday, maybe Frank will invite me to come and look at dragons and castles with him? Maybe I can sneak a griffen in my school backpack and I bet he will be IN LOVE WITH OUR MOM also! Geez!!