BIG FIBBERS

My sisters are big liars fibbers cos of what they did to me yesterday.  Heres my story.  I gots up like normal and the girls were laughing behinds the chair. I knows something is up cos Maggie and Stellie never plays together except when they are cooking up stuff to do to me.  I looked at them real hard to see whys they were a laughin but couldn't figure it out.

Yes, Mom toles me I could sleep  in my Halloween clothes last night cos isa likes to play dress up. Do you like to plays dress up?  Anyway i thoughts the heifers were laughing cos of my clothes and I toles them to knock it off.  They kept a laughing.

Then MY mom toles me hers and me was gonna go see the Frankenvet so I could get my nails cut.  Now I should have realized hers was lying to me cos mom always cuts my nails, but Isa was a little tired cos I stayed up late to practice my ninja moves.....out of the corner of my eyes i saw the girls pointing at me and laughing still.  I tole mom on them and mom told them to stop.  They didn't listen to hers neither.  I suggested we drop them off down at the river and makes them walk home all by themselves.  Mom ignored me.  So we got ready to go and I asked Mom if I could wear my golf putter clothes to shows the girls at the Frankenvets office, and Mom said, fine, hers was in a hurry.

This is my Mr. December pose in that girly magazine that I sneaked and sent my picture to.  Its is a surpise for my momma when I wins all the money.  The girls says i am gonna be in bigs trouble when momma finds out but i toles them to mind their own beeswax.  Isa smarter then they are about these financial things.

So we got ready and went to see the Frankenvet and that is when I was violated and lied to.  Hers was not a smart vet cos I kept showing hers my nails and asked them to paint them the color purple but hers kept looking at my behind and then hers ......well I can't even share the words.....Mom told me hers was sorry but i had to have that done cos those gland things were a bothering all of us, I was pissed and barked at alls of them, and told them I hated them all!!!!  THEN the Frankenvet cut my nails, but didn't even paint them.  I hates that place and I toles my mom i ain't nevers going back again. 

They weighed me in at a whooping 8.5 lbs.  Mom thought I would weigh more cos i has so many muscles.  I told her it is from all my ninja moves.  Well, I gots home and the girls went running, laughing all the way, Isa not speaking to Mom or those girls for 122 days, I toles my Mom if hers ever takes me back there again, Isa gonna run away to grandma's house.
Angus McConnell