GUSSIE--CHAPTER TWO

First, Isa just wanted to let you know stellie will be back on Monday and hers said I could onlys have her blog one day a week cos her friends don't always want to read my superior writing stories, well hersa really said read my crap .....

Also, our moms birthday is today and hers is old...like really old...and hers isn't even telling us how old...but we can guess but we don't care cos wesa loves her and hers says she is blessed 100 times over for having her family and you guys, her friends.

Okay now on to the important stuffs.
Chapter Two:

Care of pugs

Okay this chapter is alls about how to care for your little pug cos if yousa like my mom and dad they didn’t know nuffing about us when they brought us home.  They thoughts we were like regular dogs and wesa nots.  We are like furry four legged children.  Mostly cos we tends to act like toddlers all day long.  Not all pugs act like me and my girls so you may have a pug that is more normals, and if so just disregard any of these words, and mom says to count yur blessings

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Food- Well wesa gotten have food that is special cos we farts a lot.  Can I say that in this book, maybe I should says we have gas issues. That’s sounds better.  (Well if we can talk about Stella Rose being a reformed poopy eater I should be able to say fart.)  Anyway Mom searched and searched for the right food for us, to help with our issue and hers found it.  No grain.  Maggie and Isa eats a lot alike.  We like our dry food with a little wet food and wesa real happy. Sometimes Mom puts surprises in our food like coconut oil and pumpkin and stuff like that.  If her hides it real good we eats our food but if her gets lazy about stirring it up real fast, cos hers is trying to get to her job then sometimes Maggie and I just stare at our bowl and refuse to eat it.  For like ten minutes then we decide wesa starving and we chokes it on down.  When we are real good then Mom puts gizzardheartliver chicken parts cut up in little pieces for us. Murphy and Stanley's momma calls them GUTS.  We loves those things. 

Stella Rose eats different then us cos her brain is wired different.  Her likes a lot of apples, bananas, blueberries, and loves her green beans.  So, Mom just mixes fruit or veg into her food and her eats it right up. 

Now the trick at our house is NOT to feed Stella Rose with us in the room cos hers will tear our heads off.  Really, isa not lying to you.  Her has a problem with food aggression cos hers was starved when her was a little puppy.  Hers has never forgot that so it doesn’t matter how much food hers gets to eat at our house, her behaves like a monster when it is feeding time.  Her turns in circles and I thinks her head even spins around once or twice, and her screams, and her runs toward us with drool hanging off hers mouth.  Its the stuff that nightmares are made out of, or best selling movies.  So Mom feeds her in her special room, and we eat in the kitchen like normal pugs.

Poop eating.  Poop eating is not a problem with me or Mags but Stella Rose is a past poop eater.  When hers first ate poop Mom said our Dad was so upset hers thought he was having a seizure and he yelled a lot also.  Mom just got on her handy know it all puter and researched what was going on wif our Stella Rose and realized it probably had a lot to do wif where hers came from.  So Mom just tried to be patient and to grab up the poop as soon as her could and do away wif it.  After 120 years Stella stopped eating poop and since isa came to live wif her Isa has never seen her do that.  I wonders now if it was just a made up story they tell me so I will be good and get presents from my Santa Claus.

Angus McConnell