My Dear Santy Claus:
Isa named Angus McConnell Long and this is the first Christmas that I have been alived. I am very excited about the holiday approaching us cos the girls have tolded me about the presents that you will brings to us ifs wesa good pugs.
I am just wanting to clarify a few things my dear Santy Claus, okay one thing is ifs the girls are bad Isa will still get presents..right and ifs mom and dad are bad isa will still get presents right?
Now that’s my concerns are out of the way I have to ask you some more personal type of questions like do you evers give the reindeers “guts” as treats, and do they have to sit and laydown for them? Isa was kinda wondering abouts that cos I foughts if there wasn’t a rigorous training the deers went through or a special deer collage then I could apply for a sub spot in case one of thems would get sick or wanna take a vacation day. I know some of those deers must be getting pretty old by now. Would you please keeps me in mind if that happens, cos Isa will gets my cellphone number to you this morning.
To tells you the truf my Santy Claus I had a nice long list for yousa to bring me like bully sticks, binkies, stuffies and this and that and that and this BUT my list has changed and this is why.
I knows you are magical I just knows it and I knows you live deep in all our hearts with your special ways so I is only gonna ask for one things from you my Santy Claus and that is this….could you get out all your special medicine in the world and all your magic and just make my friend little Tweedles better cos hers is having a hard time with it all right now. Could you sprinkle magic dust all over hers momma’s also cos I knows they are plum wore out. I was readin the others day that Christmas is really about giving to one another things that you can’t buy at the stores, so that got me to thinkin about sweet Tweedles and what you could give her. Maybe it is a miracle and maybe it is just time to heal but hers needs some help.
Heres is hers picture so yousa can find her easy.
Okays I gotta get this in the mail this morning and send it one day delivery, Isa hoping you read mine first cos it is really important. Stelly Rose and Maggie said you can forget their toys also..cos its okay wif them cos they have all they need, and mom and dad said they have all they need also.
Angus McConnell Long (sub reindeer)