Thursday, September 20, 2012

THURSDAY THINKIN

Thank you from my mom to everyone who took the time to leave her some advice for Turd Bucket.  Right now our house has a aura of worry hanging in the air and I don't like it one bit!  I had a talk with Turd to see what her problem is and she was unresponsive.  Sam said to give her a big kick in the butt or send her a packing but I am choosing the kinder route.  My feelings on her behavior is she is in love with our mom.  Yes, you heard me IN LOVE WITH OUR MOM!  Sam told me, "pishaw!"  He said Dad loves Mom, and he doesn't try to bite anyone, and the Grandmonsters and Big Monsters love Mom and they don't try to bite anyone so what they heck is Turd's excuse?  I reminded him that she lived in her tiny prison for 600 zillion years and we just lived in ours for a short time so to give her time.  Sam looked at his watch and said she has till tonight at 5:00 pm to straighten up cos that is when the grandmonsters hit our house from football practice and dance practice.  I AM SHAKING IN MY BOOTS NOW!!

Mom told me it will be okay, cos Turd will just be resting in her room, in her little bed, with her stuffie and a treat or two.  We will all be pretending that the Long-Simpson house is normal.  Mom told me we will never give up on any of you and will work it out.  Sam just rolled his big ole eyes at me.  See Sam has a jealousy issue with Turd.  He is the baby at this house, even tho he outweighs us by 10 lbs. and is a giant giraffe pug but he is still the youngest and even tho he is supposed to be Dad's present he is IN LOVE WITH OUR MOM also.  He waits for her by the door when she is supposed to come home, he runs in circle when he sees her, he licks her ears and face he is ridiculous acting at 4:30!  As soon as mom sits down he is laying on her legs or lap.  As soon as Turd gets on Moms lap he growls and knocks her off.  Yes, Sam can be a bully and a treat thief meanie!

I am also disappointed that Mom has not taken our Harley Davidson runway pictures yet!  I reminded her again last night that you were waiting and she said her heart just isn't there.  Well where is it Mom, and if you know just go get it?  Our public is waiting!   I need a holiday, maybe Frank will invite me to come and look at dragons and castles with him?  Maybe I can sneak a griffen in my school backpack and I bet he will be IN LOVE WITH OUR MOM also!  Geez!!
Stella Rose

16 comments:

  1. Oh good luck with the grandmonsters and we hope things are OK. Have a terrific Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. OMD, who wouldn't be in love with your Mom. Tell her we definitely want to see those pictures~

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    1. Oh Finn have you crossed over to the other side also?!!!

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  3. Well I gotta admit that DADs are Grrrrreat butt MOMs are fur LOVIN. It is really hard to Share Mom Love... both from the Giving and the GETTING sides of it.
    You would have LOVED playing Dragon HUNT with us. Sorry you couldn't have been there with Sir Sw. William and us.

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  4. Tell mom to get with it. We want to see those runway pics...

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  5. Tell your mom to get our of this funk she is in and show us some pictures! That should make her smile once she sees how cute the 3 of you look in your new outfits!

    Love Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney

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  6. Hi Stella
    I think Trudie has the best family to help her out with her issues AND YOU are righter than Sam that she needs time. He is being a spoiled pug.
    Love Noodles

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  7. Stella Rose, R-E-L-A-X little one! Your mom is doing the best she can do and I think patience and prudence are what's called for at this time and clearly she is exercising both! Would you want your Mom to take short cuts with you if you needed her help? Of course not!!

    Love,
    Gampy

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  8. I hope Trudie does better soon! I think resting in her room when the grandmonsters come over is probably a good idea for a while.

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  9. We hope things start getting better! Stick together and you can work through it!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  10. Hi Stella Rose, Trudie, Sammers, da' mommy and daddy!
    Wesa were in a dilemma to tell you about our problems with Lily. Shesa in loves with our humans...can be quite possessive you knows and we think when she was in a backyard breeders home as a puppy up until the age of 10 weeks that maybe the adults or kids were mean to her...and she really attaches to the humans and definently doesn't like being around other humans especially men and children. You tell us what you plan to do and we will be supportive because we know what you are going through. Maybe the key is that Trudie has her own special place with the grandkiddos and adult children come around so that she feels safe. I think her "nipping" comes from fear as our sister Lily's does.
    Much Luvums,
    The Slimmer Puggums
    George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi & Mama Mindy

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  11. Since we got no idea on how to help, we're gonna be your Supporter's! We can also be Cheerleaders if you need any of those.

    Heck, I'm not handing out any advice at the moment. I gots Marley all upset and now Newby is gonna be upset and I'm already upset bcuz Marley's all upset. It's a never ending cycle this thing called love!

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle aka the heart breaker

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  12. You got the bestest supporters in the whole wide world, we all are here for ya! In our house, mom is usually the one that feeds us so mom makes sure that dad feeds us too. Dad can sound kinda gruff sometimes and Otis is a little scared of him. On Saturday's dad scrambles eggs and mixes it to our kibbles, this way his scent is on the bowls. We laser beem watch him as he fills our bowls and sets them down on our feeding mat. We do love dad, but we are IN LOVE with mom, she can't go anywhere in the house or outside in the yard without one or both of us. Black Pearl and Otis

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  13. You can come over and spend a holiday in Wales no problem, it would be fun to show you all the castles and dragon's and the woods and lake and don't forget all those fluffy Welsh sheep to chase! I think its good that so many love your Mom, all my Furiends like Ernie, Jasper and Scooby all love my Mum and I don't care as long as I get my time with her for lovings and snuggles! Love, Licks and Hugs from your Furiend Frank XxxxX

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