Thursday, November 1, 2012

OHMYPUG! WHERE IS MOM?

Dad has been taking care of Sammer and Me four days now and I cannot stand not being able to blog!  Dad does NOT know how to run the computer aT ALL!!!!  He is a super wonderful cook but sucky at computering!!! I tried to just push him out of the way and take over the keyboard mySELF but DaD didn't even know how to turn it on!!!  I am sure when I call child services they are going to be throughly upset at MOM for LEAVING ABANDONING US with DAD.  ALSO he decided while mom was GONE to feed us JUST our food.  NO good food from him at all, not even legal food like green beans....WTPUG!  SAMMER is really missing OUR mom ..he is walking the floors whining with his hedgehog in his mouth, and I am trying to help out like a big sister but COME ON!!! I miss MOM too but am keeping the tears in my eyes so SaMMER won't get upset.  I hope she didn't get caught in a rainstorm and her robot brain rusted so bad she can't find her way back home to us!! 
I am keeping a long long list for child services so they will know all the infractions my DAD has done while MOM is gone!  I do believe she will learn to take us with her next time.  I know that sounds mean and evil but a pug has gotta do what a pug has gotta do.  If you see my MOM standing around somewhere looking really lost point her in the right directions cos its getting close to supper time and I bet you the moon we are NOT getting our green beans!!! Wait till I show you pictures from Halloween, poor Sammer about broke the glass door trying to protect the hedgehog me from all the monsters that kept coming to the door to take our candy away from us!!!  The grandmonsters even took me outside where the monsters where running wild, and roaming up and down the streets, I was so afraid one of them was going to steal me and ransom me for monies!!!  That is going on my infraction list for sure!!!!  Stella Rose

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  1. Stella Rose
    The INDIGNITIES!!!!! I sure hope your MOMMY returns very very soon so you can once again have your REQUIRED Green Beans.
    I am keeping my eyes peeled, even though I have NO IDEA what your Mommy looks like.
    Love Noodles

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    1. Noodles..she looks like a robot with yellow hair that has gone wild...if she has that look in her eyes that says CONFUSED it is her.
      Stellie

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  2. OMD OMD OMD, are you guys ok?!?!??! Ughghghghghg, usually the Dad person gives me extra treats when the Momma is gone but this does not sound good AT ALL. I AM REALLY WORRIED. DO YOU NEED ME TO COME GET YOU??!?!?! :)

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    1. FINN:
      I will have to type this in secret code in case someone calls my dad and tells him i am on the puter...please come save sammer and i from another night of "just food" and maybe you can help find my robot mom too ...i will be you at the corner of misery and company..its a block from our house.
      stellie and sammer and even mean ole cat dietzman

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  3. Stella Rose... laughing so hard, sorry.... I hope your mom gets home soon so you and Sammer and even mean old Dietzman are comfortable again, even though I know you dad is doing his best!

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  4. Stella and Sammer what is she trying to pull on you two pugs. Hrmph good thing here Dad is the one that usually leaves (he has been gone for a few weeks right now) so Mom is home to take care of us.

    No green beans...hmmm we need to take action quick!

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  5. Poor Stella and Sam, we hope your mom comes home soon. There's just mom here so if she leaves, we go with her. We hope you at least get a green bean or something!

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  6. Oh no she is not home yet? And you don't get any green beans?!! I have not seen her standing around but I will keep my eyes out for her and if I see her I will personally escort her home to you.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  7. you better give Poppy lessons.
    Snorts,
    Benny & Lily

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  8. No mum , no green beans and no bloggy , yikes. We will check that mum is not over here. Paws crossed mum is home soon. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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