I is in a little trouble wif my Momma and I wanted to tells you all about it....okay so last night Momma gets home from work and wesa waiting out in Alcatraz for hers.....I was barking at that
So anyways Maggie and I get all excited cos our Momma is home and also the road crew boys are back in ours driveway a working. Mom opens the gate to come in and I run OUT of the gate to go say hi to the boys and invite them in for supper. Well Actually Isa was gonna see if they wanted to run down to the TAP for a Brewski........Maggie followed behind me, ...I don't know why she did that cos she already called them stupid more than one time..right to their faces.
OUR mom freaks out right in front of my boys. Hers starts yelling my name and Maggie's name and the road crew guys put their shovels down cos they are scared of my momma. I run right over to them, and Maggie follows AND SO DOES MY MOM.
I swear friends hers head is spinning all around and I saw terror in those boys eyes. She is yelling ANGUS MCCONNELL LONG and MARGARET MAE get over here RIGHT NOW!!!! I decide I need to take a stand and run over into the arms of my boys. OH MY LORD MY MOMMA WAS SO MAD AT ME!!!!!! Maggie stops running and momma grabs her and glares at me...I swear I saw lazars shooting from her eyes.....I almost stop breathing BUT the road crew boy is holding me so I figured I was okay plus I needed to ask him if he had seen that Easter Bunny anywhere in his travels all around our town.
My MOM comes over to those boys and says...and I quote " IF YOU IDOITS DIDN'T COME OVER INTO OUR YARD THE OTHER DAY GUSSIE WOULDN'T WANT TO COME OVER HERE TO SEE YOU....SO STAY OUT OF OUR YARD!!" And then her grabs me out of his arms and hauls my sorry butt back into our yard.
THAT was the end of her crazy rant, and my GROWING friendship with the road crew boys. When I looked out the window this morning I noticed they had moved on down to anothers little dog driveway......Goodbye Road Crew Boys.....I is so sorry I have a crazy momma.
So can I get off of time out NOWWWWW Momma.
Angus McConnell Long