Wednesday, April 16, 2014

GUSSIE'S STORY..ITS THE EMBARASSING TRUF

SOOOO....our Mom bought us a new bed at this big store on SALE for $13.00 and the next day when hers came home from work I had already tore a nice big hole right in the seam...but last night Mom got out the needle and thread and fixed it for us.  At first wesa faught hers was gonna us the stapler or glue gun but hers didn't.  Fank you Momma.  Dad said there was a reason it was on sale...wesa finks its pretty.


I is in a little trouble wif my Momma and I wanted to tells you all about it....okay so last night Momma gets home from work and wesa waiting out in Alcatraz for hers.....I was barking at that damn darn squirrel that ours Dad feeds everyday....I hates him....and I toles my Dad to quit wasting our college fund monies on hims.  I finks Dad likes that squirrel more than us.  Wesa also looking for the Easter Bunny cos we have some special requests for our baskets but he is no where to be found.

So anyways Maggie and I get all excited cos our Momma is home and also the road crew boys are back in ours driveway a working.  Mom opens the gate to come in and I run OUT of the gate to go say hi to the boys and invite them in for supper.  Well Actually Isa was gonna see if they wanted to run down to the TAP for a Brewski........Maggie followed behind me, ...I don't know why she did that cos she already called them stupid more than one time..right to their faces.

OUR mom freaks out right in front of my boys.  Hers starts yelling my name and Maggie's name and the road crew guys put their shovels down cos they are scared of my momma.  I run right over to them, and Maggie follows AND SO DOES MY MOM.

I swear friends hers head is spinning all around and I saw terror in those boys eyes.  She is yelling ANGUS MCCONNELL LONG and MARGARET MAE get over here RIGHT NOW!!!!  I decide I need to take a stand and run over into the arms of my boys.   OH MY LORD MY MOMMA WAS SO MAD AT ME!!!!!!   Maggie stops running and momma grabs her and glares at me...I swear I saw lazars shooting from her eyes.....I almost stop breathing  BUT the road crew boy is holding me so I figured I was okay plus I needed to ask him if he had seen that Easter Bunny anywhere in his travels all around our town.

My MOM comes over to those boys and says...and I quote " IF YOU IDOITS DIDN'T COME OVER INTO OUR YARD THE OTHER DAY GUSSIE WOULDN'T WANT TO COME OVER HERE TO SEE YOU....SO STAY OUT OF OUR YARD!!" And then her grabs me out of his arms and hauls my sorry butt back into our yard.

THAT was the end of her crazy rant, and my GROWING friendship with the road crew boys.  When I looked out the window this morning I noticed they had moved on down to anothers little dog driveway......Goodbye Road Crew Boys.....I is so sorry I have a crazy momma.

So can I get off of time out NOWWWWW Momma.


Angus McConnell Long

21 comments:

  1. I guess your momma just don't understand that sometimes ya gotta have some guy time. If you dad didn't play with the squirrel all the time maybe you wouldn't have to turn to the Road Crew Boys so really this whole thing is your dad's fault.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  2. Oh my Guss you have been naughty. No more running away down the road now you might get pugnapped by the road crew dudes. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. OH MY WORD...you two are in trouble with a capital T!!!
    I hope your incarceration isn't too long and you get more than bread and water. Hugs Madi your bfff

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  4. Oh my, I would not want your mom to get mad at me! Yikes, I am hiding under the covers. You should do the same.

    Roxy

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  5. Wow, peeps sure overreact sometimes, don't they? There's nothing wrong with taking a little visit to hang out with the guys!

    PeeS: I think your new bed is very nice looking!

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  6. Gussie - your momma doesn't want you guys to run out into the road - she was angry, yes but she was also worried. The road crew guys know that she was worried - but you running out for a brewski - Gussie - you know better! :)

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  7. Maybe Maggie followed you to protect you? Please don't run away alone Angus, that's dangerous. I bet my momma would turn into a nuclear mushroom when I would enter the street alone.

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  8. OMD OMD Angus Mac... you are gonna have to get one of those SIGNS to hang on your fence.. You know the embarrassing one that says...
    WARNING!!
    CROSS MOM !!!
    BEWARE... CROSS MOM !!

    OH Angus Mac... we are soooooo sorry that this happened. NOW the BUNNY might NOT come into your yard to leave you fresh Poops and other goodies... He will be AFRAID or your CROSS MOM.
    You might have to put a MUZZLE on her... or take her fur TRAINING. THIS is BAD.

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  9. Angus you had better learn to mind your momma!!!!

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  10. We should start an "I have a crazy mom club" I have one, too!!

    Ruby

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  11. Oh Gussie - you can't help being such a friendly guy and those fellas probably needed some help.

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  12. Gussie, are you trying to give your mom a heart attack? You gotta be good so the bunny will bring you a basket!

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  13. Your lucky you don't get jail time
    Lily & Edward

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  14. Uh oh, Gussie. You're really going to be 'cute' for awhile to get back in the good book. Sorry your boys got scared away.

    XXXOOO Bella & Roxy

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  15. Oh Angus, I thought your mom had explained the dangers of strangers-even if they seem nice. I wish I could have watched the whole thing, cause I understand how scared your momma was. I have to say, I chuckled a bit about it though. You do know Santa always asked if you are naughty or nice and he tells the Easter Bunny whether you should get treats...better be on your best behavior til next week.
    Wags,
    Noreen & Hunter

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  16. Oh Angus we are sorry you got in trouble for trying to make friends, but you shouldn't run out to the street like that.

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  17. Well, maybe you needs time out for a WHOLE MONTH for that stunt, Bites is really Mad with you acting all krazy, you are after all a Blogville Police Officer!

    The Mad Scots

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  18. Sometimes a dog's gotta do what dog's gotta do and hit that gate a running.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  19. I think you were really trying to be social-- thats all- just social
    love
    tweedles

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  20. You shouldn't scare your mama like that ...
    Hopefully you're out of time out by now!

    Love Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney

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  21. I thinks you and your Dad needs a man cave to have some man time. The road crew boys are nothing but trouble...you don't want to end up in jail!
    oxox
    Daisy

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