SNEAKY STELLA

Hi, this is Deb, before Gussie tells his story I wanted to let you know that Gussie's story was all true except the part about him being at the pub (at least I hope it was not there) both road crews did get in a huge fight downtown and some of them ended up visiting the jail and others the hospital.  We will all be glad when they head out of town AFTER they fix the hole in my driveway.

 

 

Boy Mom that is not a very good picture of me.  Okay so last night Momma goes to bed and I hear her and Dad whispering something about Stella the perfect smelling rose....um...I wonder just what they are cooking up?  Then  after Momma leaves I look out of the corner of my eye and Daddy opens the baby gate up for hers and hers run through it to their bedroom.  WHAT!!!  Well, Momma hears this piggy snorting coming from hers side of the bed, and lets Stellie up to sleep wif her!!!WHAT!!  I is miffed and heartbroked....heartbroked!  After all I is baby gussie my momma's one and only boy!!

 

I go to tell Maggie on them and hers just says not to worry about it cos that makes more room for us in ours bed!  I just shake my head and tells her its not fair!

 

So I runs over to mys Dad and then run over to the gate...I looked at him pleadingly and run over to mys Dad and run overs to the gate, I haf to do this 1,000 times before his evil spirited heart cracks and he lets Maggie and I run into the bedroom...whew!! I was worried it would take 2,000 times.

So Momma hears us running in the room and yipping and yayying I is so excited I JUMP right up on theirs bed all by myself!!  I run over to mys mom and throw myself down in the crook of her arm and fall asleep like a little baby that I is.  Stella the perfect smelling Rose scoots down and stretches all out and Maggie burrows under the covers.

THEN Maggie gets to hot, and comes out and wakes us all back up cos her is breathing like a linebacker on a hot day!  Mom tries to cool her down and pretty soon hers falls back to sleep, I grumble around about hers waking me up from a dream about my Sweet Liberty and I snuggle against my momma's neck.  THEN Maggie gets all hot again and wakes us all back up wif her breathing and Mom tells Dad hers haf to go to the sweatshop tomorrow so maybe they should all go back in their OWN beds.  So Dad gets up and takes Maggie to hers bed, then he takes Stellie and by this time I haf it figured out that I ain't gonna get to sleep with my lovely Momma and I hides under her arm so Dad can't see me.  DOES IT WORK you ask....NO! He finds me even though I stiffen up and play dead, and puts me in my bed wif my girls. 

I is so mad that Maggie for her hot breathin that I didn't even say "Good Morning Sunshine" like I usually do.  I is gonna haf to have a talk wif her about sleeping over by Dad where the fan blows on her and not by my momma where hers gets to hot. 

I hopes you all had a good weekend, I mostly was the perimeter guard around Alcatraz.  We were invaded twice by the church kids next door who think my yard and toys are their yard and toys.  I barked and barked and snarfed at them but they got on the trikes.  Mom toles me to knock it off and try to act more neighborly but I didn't listen to hers.  I used my training at Officer Bites taught me.  Mom is just gonna haf to accept that I am a trained guard dog now.

I finks my momma is making fun of me and my fearlessness in this picture.  Yes folks that is a baby stroller....blush ...blush.....

Angus McConnell Long