Friday, April 25, 2014
OH MY GOLLY!!!
Well, Momma said it is okay for me to post another blog today cos wesa will be gone until Monday and sometimes fancy restaurants do a two for one day...(.burger king-- two hamburgers for the price of one)...so just think of us in that sense....
Gather round all my little buddies cos I haf a bedtime story for yousa. So you nose I has been telling you all about my road crew boys and what good friends wesa become even tho my momma called them the "I" word. I finks they forgave her for yelling at them cos they came back the others day and talked to me through the bars of Alcatraz whilst Mom was at work and Dad was up to no good in the house. When my momma found this out her face blanched all white cos hers is afeared someday you will see my little face on the side of a milk carton.
So last night when the moon was shining bright all the road crew boys from Mankato Minn. went downtown to the local drinking hole and ordered up some brewsky's cos they were hot from tearing up ours driveway and leaving big holes that if Moms little blue streak fell into ...well she would have not found her way back out. So they's a drinking and laughing and having a good ole time and the road crew boys from Alabama walk in the door. Wesa never evens met these boys so they musta been working on the other side of our little village tearing up someone else's Mommas driveway.
So all the boys get to drinkin and laughing and buying pizza and brewsky's and everyone is havin a good old time UNTIL someone made a crack (Isa finks it was Scott in the Mankato Crew) about the IQ of one of the Alabama crew...Isa finks they said his name was Raymond. Well, the Alabama boys don't take kindly to criticism about their IQ'S and all of a sudden the laughin and partyin stops and the swingin starts. Oh my Pug I jumps up out of my chair and ran around behind the counter and grabbed a pool stick to help out my buddies and the next things I knew my butt was flying over the table. (Yes Officer Bites Isa was just doing my duty helping out Sheriff Dan..cough..cough)
The fight took itself out into the street and onto the cars of the local peoples who had just stopped by for some quiet time before theysa went home to the Misses......Dad toles us that...sometimes mens needs a drink before they can come home....anyways the road crew boys from Minn and Alabama were fighting and hitting and kicking and cussing each other so bad that Sheriff Dan had to be called down to settle the whole thing down.
Well he recognized me right off the bat, standing there holding a pool stick and he glared at me so bad, that I hightailed it for home. Laters I found out some of my road crew buddies were staying wif Sherriff Dan for the night ...in a nice sleepover and some of the Alabama boys were too. Isa little mad that they didn't call me up cos I could have grabbed my footed jammies and headed out the door.
Momma heard all about this after hers got to work the next day, and then called me to ask me if I knew anything about it. I said, "of course not Momma!" I is so sorry for lying to my Momma. Those road crew boys have got me on the wrong path in life and Isa will be glad when they head up up North.
I hopes you believe me cos this is a true story. Just ask Sheriff Dad.
Angus McConnell Long