DEAR SPAMMERS

So we is at it again, reading ours FAN MAIL from our buddies the SPAMMERS, they send us the nicest compliments and we wanted to share some of them wif you.

Maggie

Maggie chose this pose cos sometimes hers is mean and hers is sending a silent message to our friends the SPAMMERS.  Mom says its best if we don't talk about hers behavior.

1. Keeping your body physically fit is very important and can keep away various illnesses.  This is not a question Spammer, get on the ball or go home.

2. Do you mind if I quote a couple of your quotes as long I give you the credit?  As a matter of fact I do mind if you do's that cos I fink someday my words are gonna be as famous as my cartoon hero Scooby Doo and I don't want you misquoting me, sometimes that happens to the famous peoples and they haf to go to their lawyers and gets lots of monies...do you have lots of monies Spammer?

Stella Rose

1.  Wow just what I was looking for!! Came by here looking for pillow pets coupon.  Maggie would be very mean to you if hers would haf got this comment but I fink it is okay that you compare us to pillow pets, wesa been compared to a lot fings in our lifetimes.  I fink in my other life I could have been a pillow pet only the breathing kind.  I hopes you find your coupon for your pillow pet if not they haf them on sale at Walmart right now!

2. My brother suggested I may like this website...He was totally right. It truly made my day, you cannot believe how much time I have spent searching for this info.  I just wonders if you are related to that other person last week whose brother told everyone on the internet about hers problems, if not then I is glad you like our website, and how ours simple words made you happy.  I is hoping your brother is not leading you astray and what you really need cannot be found on our page.  Maybe you should tell us what yousa looking for so if we find it wesa will call you.

Angus McConnell

This is my studious picture.  I faught I look like a professional writer heres.

1. You are so cool!!  I do not think I have read anything like this before..so nice to discover someone with unique thoughts on the e-cigarette.  Isa has nevers evers evers wrote about those e-cigarettes, you haf mistaken me for someone else.  I do agree though that yousa are correct about me being way COOL and that I write in a unusual way, maybe I said EAT and you faught I said E-Cigarettes, cos they do sound the same.  Anyway fanks for saying I is cool, I tells myself that a lot cos the girls aren't good abouts making sure my self esteem is growing.  It is my mantra before Isa goes to sleep. I tell myself Gussie yousa cool, Gussie yousa cool...and then I falls asleep.  You should try it.

2. Did you know it is possible to open the box that your motherboard came in and follow the manual and see the things for free and not devalue them?  Ummmm Spammer haf you been smoking those e-cigarettes, or what!!  Isa don't know what a motherboard is but I knows if it has to do wif my mom I had better not be opening anyfing up or isa will be sitting back on time outs....also we like to get free fings in the mail, cos usually it is for us pugs which can irritate our dad cos he nevers gets free stuffs since wesa came to live at this house.  I offered our free antlers to hims the other day to chew on and he said words that were not very nice.  I toles him "Dad nuffin in life is free" and he told me to quit being a smart+##.....Hes grumpy like that sometimes.  Anyway fanks for telling us about that mother fingy we will keep a look out for it.

Have a great Wednesday.

Tweedles sent my Momma seeds and hers planted them in pots, they are growing beautiful so when we sees them we hold Tweedles close in our hearts.

Stella Rose, Margaret Mae and Angus McConnell