Tuesday, July 1, 2014

SHIVER ME ...FISH STICKS......




  So I sent my Momma an email at work cos hers is working so late this week, and  wesa in our beds when hers gets home at night.  I asked her if we could go to Long John Silver's the SEAFOOD PLACE for lunch on Saturday.  Hers replied but first her asked me what the hey I am doing on the computer and how did I figure her password out, and then hers broke my little heart by saying No Long John Silvers cos hers has to work on SATURDAY!!!!.  BUT hers could bring home frozen fish sticks for supper.  WHAT FROZEN FISH STICKS HOW GROSS!!!  But that is EXACTLY what hers did.
 

  I was so mad that I gobbled up my share, and Maggie's share, BUTT at least I was smart enough to know Stella Rose would have killed me, if I touched her food.  THEN I had a huge belly ache!!!  Momma gave me some pepto bismal along with time out to my bed.  I was in trouble for being a piggy pug.

I tossed and I turned and turned and tossed and finally I fells  fast asleep. 

 
 

First I dreamed of my Sweet Liberty 
and then I dreamed of my friend Sweet....cough..cough Puddles 
 
 
 
but onlys hers had a PARROT body and hers was sitting on Frankie's shoulder.


I tried so hard to wake up but I just couldn't.  I was trapped in this dream or was it a dream?????  All around me was fog in the air and when it cleared ...here I was on a pirate ship in a crate,
I was SHOCKED, and STUNNED, and I faught oh NOSE my MOmma has shipped me off to military school, and Frankie the Pirate is escorting me , BUTT then I looked around some more and realized  I was captive, in a cage that I fink Murphy and Stanley had built, heading out to sea...far away from my momma!!!!!! 

I was stunned and my brain was turning wif reasons....  Was this an elaborate plan to sell me to the highest bidder???  AND what was puddles doing sitting on his shoulder???

So finally I got tired of wondering  and I  Hollered LOUD over to FRANKIE about what he was doing wif us?  Frankie said he had heard that I was a gluttonous little pug and I ate all the fish sticks so he decided he needed to give me a time out I would remember!  I was shocked, this is not the Frankie that I know and love....and then I asked him, why Puddles was a parrot setting on his shoulder and he said he didn't Nose the answer to that, cos this was my dream.

WELL I toles Frankie right then to get me out of this crate, and take me back to land.  Frankie said the onliest way I could get back to land, was if Isa swam!!!

As I dived off the plank I hollered back at Frankie,  .......
 
WHERE IS THE IDAHO PUGS TAVERAN?????????????
 
HAPPY PRIRATE DAY FRANKIE.....STELLA ROSE, MARGARET MAE, AND OF COURSE ANGUS MCCONNELL.
 
SPECIAL THANKS TO LINDA AND CAROL WITHOUT THEIR HELP WE WOULD HAVE NOT HAD ANY PICTURES!!!!!

23 comments:

  1. you got me at the part with the military school...what a fabulous post. Many thanks you made my day! oh btw: can Puddles still bark or has she to squawk now? I put my tail in the water, hope you can grab it before the white sharkies see it :O)

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  2. Oh my dawg what a great story. Frankie will be proud
    Lily & Edward

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  3. BOL! What a terrifying dream you had, Angus! But you sure make a pawesome pirate!

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  4. Bawhahahhaa Puddles as a birdie. Bawhahhaha. Oh the irony. All of Blogville sure does love Frankie.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  5. You guys have done it again~! You three ladies are SO FUNNY!

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  6. Oh, dear, we don't think we'll pig out on fish sticks, not after that dream. We hope you made it to land and found the tavern.

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  7. OMD what a nightmare, you having to walk the plank and swim.. Hope there were loads of yucky frozen fish sticks waiting for you, when you got home Bawahwhhahhahhwhaaa xxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  8. Ahoy there Piggy Pug Gus! oh my-lanta sorry but we are laughing so hard at your dream!!!!! Glad you all made it to the tavern,
    Ha ahaaha
    Greta & Maggie are drinkin all the boys under the table BWwaa ahaa
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  9. Those must of been some weird fish sticks :)

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  10. Well done Gussie! BTW, if your mom ever does think to send you to military school we will help break you out!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  11. Wow, what a crazy dream! Love the PuddlesParrot. I think I'd eat all of those fish sticks too and we'd both have a tummy ache. BOL Well, if we live it up at the tavern, we won't remember this anyway. BWAR HAR HAR Thanks for joining in today to give Frankie a smile!
    Grr and a Swashbuckling Woof,
    Sarge, Sea Hound

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  12. BOL Gussie your on a roll today. And I agree with Murphy I'll help him break you out of military school.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  13. OMD.... this was a REAL Night Squirrel fur SURE... the scariest one we have ever HEARD of... Puddles Parrot... MILITARY SCHOOL...that scary BRIG/CRATE... OMD... WAY scary...
    Note to Self: NEVER eat TOO much FISH... before bedtime.
    Even thought it Scared the POOPS outta Both of us... we truly LOVED the Post... ♥ Yes we DID... and want to say a HOOGE THANK YOU fur doing it fur me. I am HONORED... even though I am now COVERED in Puddles Parrot Poops.

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  14. HEY STELLA ROSE! I saw that you were the big winner in the auction for the collar flower I donated. Could you please send me an email with your addy... lfurman1987ATyahooDOTCom I'll ship your goodie to you right away. I know you will look gorgeous with that on your collar!
    Grr and a Swashbuckling Woof,
    Sarge, Sea Hound

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  15. Hey Angus Mac..... Please Check in the BACK corners of the BRIG.. and see if ERNIE is in there somewhere... I heard that he has been DRINKIN.. like one of your Fish... butt NOT WATER... and that he has been asking if anybuddy has a HOOK.

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  16. OMD! A Puddles the Pirate Puddles. That's a nightmare. We don't think there's anything wrong with eating all the fish sticks if they're available. You should not have been put in that crate.

    We're glad you got back home.

    XXXOOO Bella Roxy & Dui

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  17. That was quite a tail. Don't worry about frozen fish sticks they just come from people ice fishing

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  18. Oh Gus ... I dream about you, too! Can't wait until our next date!
    When I saw you in that box I was hoping your mama sent you to me ...

    See you in my dream ... Love, Liberty

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  19. We hope you woke up from that dream and was safe and sound in your bed.

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  20. I tell you something,,, this was toooo funny!!!
    I hope you got lots of pepto bismal stuff
    love
    tweedles

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  21. Crikey you had to walk the plank ..... you poor thing!!!! I hope someone helped you out with a boat!!

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  22. Love this post. Tell Frankie we found Ernie hiding under the table where the grog is being served at my house. He and Prissy have been drinking that grog all day long and now they're both passed out. We still have some cake and grog left so come on by and help yourselves.

    {{{huggies}}}....Mona

    ps.....there's still time to send a pic of you with your Dad for our belated Father's Day Smiley Box. The deadline is tomorrow..

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  23. I fink dose were some funny fish sticks. BOL!

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