So I sent my Momma an
email at work cos hers is working so late this week, and wesa in our beds when hers gets home at
night. I asked her if we could go to
Long John Silver's the SEAFOOD PLACE for lunch on Saturday. Hers replied but first her asked me what the
hey I am doing on the computer and how did I figure her password out, and then
hers broke my little heart by saying No Long John Silvers cos hers
has to work on SATURDAY!!!!. BUT hers could bring home
frozen fish sticks for supper. WHAT
FROZEN FISH STICKS HOW GROSS!!! But that
is EXACTLY what hers did.
I was so mad that I gobbled up my share, and
Maggie's share, BUTT at least I was smart enough to know Stella Rose would have
killed me, if I touched her food. THEN I
had a huge belly ache!!! Momma gave me
some pepto bismal along with time out
to my bed. I was in trouble for being a
piggy pug.
I tossed and I turned and turned and tossed and finally I fells fast asleep.
First I
dreamed of my Sweet Liberty
and then I
dreamed of my friend Sweet....cough..cough Puddles
but onlys hers had a PARROT body and hers was
sitting on Frankie's shoulder.
I tried so hard to wake up but I just couldn't. I was trapped in this dream or was it a
dream????? All around me was fog in the
air and when it cleared ...here I was on a pirate ship in a crate,
I was SHOCKED,
and STUNNED, and I faught oh NOSE my MOmma has shipped me off to military
school, and Frankie the Pirate is escorting me , BUTT then I looked around some
more and realized I was captive, in a cage that I fink Murphy and Stanley had built, heading out to sea...far away
from my momma!!!!!!
I was stunned and my brain was turning wif reasons.... Was this an elaborate plan to sell me to the
highest bidder??? AND what was puddles
doing sitting on his shoulder???
So finally I got tired of wondering and I
Hollered LOUD over to FRANKIE about what he was doing wif us? Frankie said he had heard that I was a
gluttonous little pug and I ate all the fish sticks so he decided he needed to
give me a time out I would remember! I
was shocked, this is not the Frankie that I know and love....and then I asked
him, why Puddles was a parrot setting on his shoulder and he said he didn't
Nose the answer to that, cos this was my dream.
WELL I toles Frankie right then to get me out of this crate,
and take me back to land. Frankie said
the onliest way I could get back to land, was if Isa swam!!!
you got me at the part with the military school...what a fabulous post. Many thanks you made my day! oh btw: can Puddles still bark or has she to squawk now? I put my tail in the water, hope you can grab it before the white sharkies see it :O)
ReplyDeleteOh my dawg what a great story. Frankie will be proud
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
BOL! What a terrifying dream you had, Angus! But you sure make a pawesome pirate!
ReplyDeleteBawhahahhaa Puddles as a birdie. Bawhahhaha. Oh the irony. All of Blogville sure does love Frankie.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
You guys have done it again~! You three ladies are SO FUNNY!
ReplyDeleteOh, dear, we don't think we'll pig out on fish sticks, not after that dream. We hope you made it to land and found the tavern.
ReplyDeleteOMD what a nightmare, you having to walk the plank and swim.. Hope there were loads of yucky frozen fish sticks waiting for you, when you got home Bawahwhhahhahhwhaaa xxoxxxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Ahoy there Piggy Pug Gus! oh my-lanta sorry but we are laughing so hard at your dream!!!!! Glad you all made it to the tavern,
ReplyDeleteHa ahaaha
Greta & Maggie are drinkin all the boys under the table BWwaa ahaa
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Those must of been some weird fish sticks :)
ReplyDeleteWell done Gussie! BTW, if your mom ever does think to send you to military school we will help break you out!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Wow, what a crazy dream! Love the PuddlesParrot. I think I'd eat all of those fish sticks too and we'd both have a tummy ache. BOL Well, if we live it up at the tavern, we won't remember this anyway. BWAR HAR HAR Thanks for joining in today to give Frankie a smile!
ReplyDeleteGrr and a Swashbuckling Woof,
Sarge, Sea Hound
BOL Gussie your on a roll today. And I agree with Murphy I'll help him break you out of military school.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
OMD.... this was a REAL Night Squirrel fur SURE... the scariest one we have ever HEARD of... Puddles Parrot... MILITARY SCHOOL...that scary BRIG/CRATE... OMD... WAY scary...
ReplyDeleteNote to Self: NEVER eat TOO much FISH... before bedtime.
Even thought it Scared the POOPS outta Both of us... we truly LOVED the Post... ♥ Yes we DID... and want to say a HOOGE THANK YOU fur doing it fur me. I am HONORED... even though I am now COVERED in Puddles Parrot Poops.
HEY STELLA ROSE! I saw that you were the big winner in the auction for the collar flower I donated. Could you please send me an email with your addy... lfurman1987ATyahooDOTCom I'll ship your goodie to you right away. I know you will look gorgeous with that on your collar!
ReplyDeleteGrr and a Swashbuckling Woof,
Sarge, Sea Hound
Hey Angus Mac..... Please Check in the BACK corners of the BRIG.. and see if ERNIE is in there somewhere... I heard that he has been DRINKIN.. like one of your Fish... butt NOT WATER... and that he has been asking if anybuddy has a HOOK.
ReplyDeleteOMD! A Puddles the Pirate Puddles. That's a nightmare. We don't think there's anything wrong with eating all the fish sticks if they're available. You should not have been put in that crate.
ReplyDeleteWe're glad you got back home.
XXXOOO Bella Roxy & Dui
That was quite a tail. Don't worry about frozen fish sticks they just come from people ice fishing
ReplyDeleteOh Gus ... I dream about you, too! Can't wait until our next date!
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw you in that box I was hoping your mama sent you to me ...
See you in my dream ... Love, Liberty
We hope you woke up from that dream and was safe and sound in your bed.
ReplyDeleteI tell you something,,, this was toooo funny!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope you got lots of pepto bismal stuff
love
tweedles
Crikey you had to walk the plank ..... you poor thing!!!! I hope someone helped you out with a boat!!
ReplyDeleteLove this post. Tell Frankie we found Ernie hiding under the table where the grog is being served at my house. He and Prissy have been drinking that grog all day long and now they're both passed out. We still have some cake and grog left so come on by and help yourselves.
ReplyDelete{{{huggies}}}....Mona
ps.....there's still time to send a pic of you with your Dad for our belated Father's Day Smiley Box. The deadline is tomorrow..
I fink dose were some funny fish sticks. BOL!
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