PRETEND PUG

Hello Folks, this is Angus McConnell Long .  Most of you knows me, but maybe some of yous don't so I faught I would tell you the story of how I came to be.

Here I is when I was free months old and cames to live wif my momma and da.  I was so cute that Momma fell right in love wif me and so did my "girls" Stellie Rose and Maggie Mae.  I have found out through the year that  girls and womens just love me everywhere I go, like puppy school, the frankenvets office, and even the bank.  I faught maybe the bank girls would give me some monies but they only gives me  dum-dums that mom gives to Baby Piper instead.

My Momma loves little pugs evers since sweet Stella Rose stoled her heart, but I toles my momma on the day that hers brought me home that I was not a pug, but that I am a SCOTTISH TERRIOR just like my friends, Sully, Bites and Susie, Daisy, Sweet William, Edgar, oh the list goes on and on.  Momma said," no Gussie you are a Pug".   Then I ask her, "well momma, then why did you name me Angus McConnell Long".  And hers kinda glares at me, and says McConnell was her grandma's name and so forth.  Isa whispers under my breath that I don't believe hers one bit.

I fink if you look at my modeling pictures you will see the Scottish in me coming out.

This tartan wrap looks very Scottish on me.  I nose my ears aren't pointy like my Scottie friends but I fink I am just special genetically engineered.  Sooooo I just go on pretending that I is a true blue pug, but under the cloak of darkness I turn back into my true Scottish roots.  A Scottish Terror.

Angus McConnell Long