HEY I'M BACK...ITS STELLA...I POSTED THIS LITTLE PICTURE OF THE ''TRUE SAM" AND NOT THE ONE HE TOLD YOU ABOUT YESTERDAY...SEE THAT SCRUNCHY FACE..THATS WHAT TRUDE AND I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH DAY IN AND OUT.
I DID CALL HIM A TUB OF LARD COS HE OUTWEIGHS TRUDE AND ME BY 10 LBS. MOM STILL FEEDS HIM MORE THAN US, SO THAT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME..SEEMS LIKE MOST OF THE FOOD WOULD GO TO THE SMALL PUG GIRLS AND NOT TO MR. TUB OF LARD ?????
MOM LECTURES ME WHEN I SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT SAM, BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW ALL THE THINGS WE PUT UP WITH WHILE THEY ARE AT WORK, SAM HAS ALOT OF ISSUES HE NEEDS TO BE WORKING ON. FIRST, HE IS A THIEF --ALWAYS STEALING TREATS FROM US, AND OUR LITTLE STUFFIES, AND MOM'S LAP, SECOND HE DOESN'T LISTEN TO HIS PARENTS, SOMETIMES HE RUNS AROUND CRAZY AND PRETENDS HE CAN'T HEAR AND THIRD, WELL HE ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS GETS TO SLEEP WITH MOM AND DAD WHILE THE TINY, LITTLE, SWEET, PUG GIRLS HAVE TO SLEEP IN THEIR OWN BEDS. HE HAS ISSUES! ITS TIME TO DO A SAM INTERVENTION AT OUR HOUSE, I KEEP WANTING TO SEND HIM ACROSS THE POND TO SOME FRIENDS IN ENGLAND BUT MOM WON'T LET ME....WELL ONE DAY THERE IS GONNA BE A BIG BOX WITH HOLES IN IT SITTING ON THE FLOOR WHILE MOM IS GONE.....AND TRUDE AND I ARE GONNA PUT HIM IN IT!!
STELLIE
Hi Stella
ReplyDeleteThat most certainly is NOT the sweet innocent face of Sam that we were all shown yesterday. He looks downright DEVIOUS in the above snap. I feel for ya, sistah!!! I hope the 'rents wake up soon and realize they are being PLAYED!!!
Love Noodles
GIRLS UNITE!!!!
Pull a Garfield...Abu Dhabi anyone?!? BOL!!
ReplyDeleteAnywho...tell mama to talk to the vet about his weight and see if maybe crate feeding is right. We just started crate feeding a month ago and it is working great...we have 5 pugs in our family, 3 are 6, 1 is 3, and 1 is 2...3 girls, 2 boys...and yes...quite a few neurotics. If they can handle it...then y'all might be able to keep your treats and keep your bubba slimmer. Hehehe! (that be oursa name)
Much Luvums,
Mama Mindy & George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi
The Slimmer Puggums
It's stories like this that make me glad I am an only dog.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Sam is a thief....mom better get some video surveillance
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Ditto Benny and Lily. WE'd love a video. Have a wonderful Saturday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Here's what works for me you should give it a try. Go to bed first then will just have to fill in around you ;) I'm telling you it works every time!
ReplyDeleteEmma