While my mom is at the gas station getting a donut before work I thought I would sneak on here to let you know I have came up with a plan to help me, turdie, and sammer out in the “ my mom doesn’t cook very well or at all” department. A CONTEST! Yes, that’s right a food contest! Here is my plan. I will offer a prize to the furry kid out there that sends me the tastiest food! That’s right...I will strive to spend my days chomping down on the delicious delicacies sent to me to decide who will be the winner. There will be many categories to enter...such as pies, cakes, sandwiches, cookies, crock pot meals and such. Since dry ice is available at the stores there should be no problem with shipping anything UPS to our house. Turdie said I would need to tell Mom what is going on, cos her and Dad are gonna start to wonder why they are getting food in the mail.
BUSTED….Mom just read my blog and put the kabash on it! (course she is eating her donut in front of us) Her words, were, “no way, no how, NO!!” I suggested since school has started maybe she could go back and retake Home Economics again since she apparently paid for the class and it didn’t work. I must have crossed the line, cos now I am blogging from my crate!!
Stella rose
I think your idea was great. I was and am all set to send you some stuff. I think you should still do it.
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Goose
Maybe mom will be swayed if i get twenty comments about it...what do you think Goose..do you think it will work?
Deletestella rose
Mmm... Doughnuts.
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Dave
hahahahaha, good try mate!
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Gosh Stella,
ReplyDeleteI really thought your idea was a great one and planned to emulate the same for myself. I am on a, gulp, D-I-E-T which means I am STARVING!!!!
If you couldn't do this with Sam and Trudie's help, what hope is there for me????
Love, sigh, Noodles
Maybe I could send you extra food that I get...we puggies have to look out for each other....
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I am cwying with laughter .....busted! So funny and I got KIBBLES-LITE for tonight so why am I laughing derrrr? Have a wonderful Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wises Molly
Sorry, you gots busted. I told mamma about your plain. She's thoughts it's was a good ones. She saids, she doesn'ts know whys your mommas upsets. Free foods are always welcomes in ours house. We justs eats it all. Then you coulds sends Thank yous notes. Yours truely Chin Rose.
ReplyDeleteYEP.... you got BUSTED like a Cheap Toy! Sorry about that... It WAS a good plan though.
ReplyDeleteStella, does this count toward your 20 comments?????
ReplyDeleteRe Blog Hops, they are really easy.
1. Scroll down the lost where it says "you are next" and click on it
2. Enter the asked for information: blog address, blog name, name optional is add a photo. It helps
3. If you are skilled in HTML you can add linky info but that is another discussion
That is all you need to do other than visit other bloggies
Yes, it does who hoo....oh no there are three directions...i just know in my little heart mom is going to get stuck on #1.
ReplyDeleteSteller
I think it's a grreat idea! Maybe I'll send you a cake... with a file in it to help you break out of jail!
ReplyDeletemy momma dont cook cant cook Stella, she buys all my treats in.
ReplyDeleteI really like your idea of getting dad on your side as far as cooking. Get him in your corner and you'll be fine. Catering sounds good.
ReplyDeleteSo glad your mom got some blue bottles! I hope rain comes your way soon too.
sounds good! We do like food contests, BOL
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Our people Amy used to make gourmet doggie cookies, she has made us cookies a couple of times. It has been quite a long-time though. We'll have to show her your posting and get her to send you some.
ReplyDeleteSince your momma can't cook (very well) have her fill a pot with water and boil boneless skinless chicken breasts. SO yummy for pups and pugs!
ReplyDeleteFor mom's own eating I suggest she use some of that boiled chicken, season it, chop it up, put it on a flour tortilla, add LOTS of tasty cheese, and put a flour tortilla on top. Put in a frying pan and brown and melt. Chicken quesadillas!!! Add salsa and sourcream on the side.
One pot of Chicken...meal for human and pups. Simple.
Stella, sorry you got busted. The thing about cooking for pugs is that they really don't care about the taste. So the food could be gross to humans but we would eat it up and love it! Most of our dog food ingredients are steamed, then chopped through the food processor. The grain (brown rice, quinoa, oatmeal, etc.) is usually cooked in the crock pot. Dump it in, add water, turn it on and leave it.
ReplyDeleteThere are lots of cook books for dogs out there if your mom is interested. Simple is better because honestly, we really don't care if you spent hours julienning carrots. They all taste the same!