While my mom is at the gas station getting a donut before work I thought I would sneak on here to let you know I have came up with a plan to help me, turdie, and sammer out in the “ my mom doesn’t cook very well or at all” department. A CONTEST! Yes, that’s right a food contest! Here is my plan. I will offer a prize to the furry kid out there that sends me the tastiest food! That’s right...I will strive to spend my days chomping down on the delicious delicacies sent to me to decide who will be the winner. There will be many categories to enter...such as pies, cakes, sandwiches, cookies, crock pot meals and such. Since dry ice is available at the stores there should be no problem with shipping anything UPS to our house. Turdie said I would need to tell Mom what is going on, cos her and Dad are gonna start to wonder why they are getting food in the mail.
BUSTED….Mom just read my blog and put the kabash on it! (course she is eating her donut in front of us) Her words, were, “no way, no how, NO!!” I suggested since school has started maybe she could go back and retake Home Economics again since she apparently paid for the class and it didn’t work. I must have crossed the line, cos now I am blogging from my crate!!