Come on Mom lets GO....
I made a check list for you so we don't forget anything important ....purse..check...monies for sonic....check...drivers license....check ...treats....check...autographed pictures of me for my womens...check! LETS GO but wait Mom where is my Harley jacket...Isa looked and looked for it and can't find it. Isa thinks those motorcycle doods stoled my jacket cos it was prettier then theirs...yep they has stolen it for sure...so see Mom what i am holding for ransom until those doods return it....
Yeppers I have Eric's keys and his bike is in old garage!!! Dad flipped his lid and told me to give him the keys back..I said No, and Dad told me those bikers didn't steal your jacket, he said they are professional peoples and make enuf monies to buy their own jacket, I said, yep Dad... professional thieves!!!! Bahahahhah....that bike is staying with us until my jacket is returned. So I had to wear my H. D. hoodie instead but I think the womens will like it just as well.
We got to class with 15 minutes to spare and I ran in so my teacher could see me. Drake, the corgi was already there so I rans over to say Hi and he growled at me. I asked me, "don't you member me from last time?" and he growled again, he has a real attitude plus he should be in the "gifted and talented" class and not in hears with me. Mom told me to leave him alone, and about that time my womens came running in the door, there was beautiful, and the huskey named juno and my cousin named macey. They were so happy to sees me and we were all jumping around and playing and the next thing I knows my leash and beautifuls leash got tangled up with big womens leashes and I had to do a ninja move and get us out of that mess.
I ask, where was my mom's during that time, and why wasn't she paying attention to me? Mom, decided since i had my hoodie on, I could wear a collar for the first time in my life, a bright orange one, usually we don't wear collars with leashes cos us pugs have no necks and we wear harnesses but I tolds mom I would be on my bestest behavior. Do you believes me??
Class started and as soon as I seen my teacher I sit for her. She didn't even have to say SIT cos I knows there is livers in her pocket so I sits for her fast! I am already the star five minutes after we gets there. Then she asked me if I could laydown so I said easy peasy and laid down...another livers came flying out of her pocket for me.....
Then we walked around and said HI to all our pals, Drake growled at me again, I think he needs professional help and then this other little dog barks at me, I don't know his name so I just call him Barky..don't cha think thats original ...... everyone else loved me.
Then we practice Come and you know who ran over to help my Mom, Yep the kidnapper lady. Hers ran as fast as she could so she could be mom's partner. Mom was like all friendly to hers, and I jumped on her and tried to knock her down cos she is olds but her must be sturdy cos it didn't work, and Mom scolded me. That kidnapper didn't even have any treats in her pockets so I wouldn't come to her, I just RAN as fast as I coulds to my Momma when she said come. I learned that real fast to, so I could rest again. Isa was getting tired.
Beautiful and I played around for a little bit cos we young and have short attention spans, don'tcha think hers is beautiful?!
Isa was sitting and admiring her from afar. Mom pointed out to me that hers eyes were a glowing and her was a demon dog and not what I thought,but I fink my Mom doesn't like me growing up into a man. Hers pointed out to me more than one time I is only 8 months old, and still a baby. I want to thanks you Mom for saying that in such a loud voice.
We had to learn to "settle" on a little mat, and Mom and I both thought it was alot like "down". So we practiced settle and I got lots of liversheartsgizzard thingys for that...Isa did real good, but my brain was just saying down Gussie not Settles...sometimes this class thing gets to confusing for a little boy and beside Isa have thoughts of those girls running through my brains.
Finally, it was times to go home, Mom was out of treats so I said Lets Go, and Isa was tired. I said goodbyes to my womens, and yelled across the room to Drake and Barker .."Isa leaving now so you can have a turn at being a star"....and those doods didn't even answer me.....
Thats my cousin Macie and her Dad, (my mom's first cuz) hers is a little wild and her is two years old. Can you see that other little dog over in the corner, that is the barker with the teacher holding onto his leash.
Oh yeah one more things I almost forget....... remember that collar Mom put on me instead of the harness, well she didn't want to fasten it to tight cos I chokes easy so it was loose and right before we lefted somehow it came off my neck and I was FREE and guess what I did, yep....I ran zoomies all around the gym. Have you ever seen pug zoomies, we tuck our little butts real close to the floor and tuck our tails and ran really really really fast in circles! It was hilarious!!! I thinks my teacher is gonna make me some kinds of certificate for doing that in fronts of the class, Mom said from now ons I will be wearing my harness.
One last picture of my little girl grandmonster on her birthday yesterday. Hers is five and beautiful. I finks she looks like that chipmunk girl in her pretends glasses but I loves her anyway.
Angus McConnell Long