Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Not Crying Wolf This Time
Well I about died today when Dad was a pugsittin my sista and me while mom was at work. This is how the story goes, the grandmonsters came over and the two little girls were a playing on our momma's and dads bed-- a roughhousing with dad. Dad thought it was smart to put me up there so they could play with me. Now remember Mom and Dad's bed is 87 feet off the ground. In Dad's defense he has never raised any human or pug children so he doesn't have any common sense when we are involved. Anywho we were all a roughhousing and raising hell cane, when all of a sudden one of the girls starts a play screaming and i gets scared and fell over dead off the bed....on my head. I starts a crying, and the girls start a crying...and dad gets all upsets about it and calls mom at WORK! He just knows something bads a happening to me, and knows Mom is never ever ever gonna forgive him if I is not a breathing by the time she gets home. Long story short, I am breathing and I am okay, but Mom told Dad to never ever ever put me back on the bed, especially when kids are bouncing on it! You would have thought they would have taught him that at pugparent school. I think he must have flunked out and they just let him take me home.
Maggie M.
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OH NO STELLA!! He better buyz you and the mom something extra speshul fer the stress!!
ReplyDeleteMason
Oops! Sounds like a scary thing happened to you. Parents learn from their mistakes. Hope you are okay.
ReplyDeleteOH NO.... Not the terrible Falling off the Bed thingy when MOM is not EVEN home !!!!! Now Maggie... that is horrible.
ReplyDeleteWe don't think your dad actually FAILED the class... maybe he was out visiting the trees or somethingy, when that Pawt was being covered.
BUTT PLEASE tell us that he DID Kiss the Boo Boo.
OMD....I goes away fur just a little bit and comes to reads dis?!?!?!?! I think your dad fells asleep in class ( I always do). Howevers, I knows he didn't mean no harm.
ReplyDeleteI would has freaked out too if I haded heard them little girl screams too...dear lawd, how evers does they do dat high pitch melody? But dog gone I is glads you is okays and you not has no concussion or brain damage. Dat would has been just terribles, terribles!
Next time, I will pugsit.
Puddles
My dear friend Puddles ..on second thought my head does hurt a little but i bet if you would lay your healing hand on it ..the pain would just flit away....be watching your mail box also.
DeleteMags
Whatevers you do...do not go to sleep...stay up all night and drives da hoomans kerazy till I can make it there.
DeleteOooooh, I loves mail...squeal!
Puddles
Well that's a pretty piss-poor pug parent school that would let a flunky take a pug home. Tell dad he needs to go back for recertification. I'm glad you're alive!
ReplyDeleteWe are glad you are OK. That is a scary situation. We think your mom will have a thing or two to tell your dad tonight when she gets home! He should feel so bad he should fly Puddles in to watch over you to make sure no complications set in!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Online Doods
Oh, that's scary! I'm sure glad you're ok!
ReplyDeleteLuv,
Dave
Poor baby!
ReplyDeleteNola
OMD OMD OMD, is your head ok?!!?! Ouchie, hope you re feeling better. Sometimes my Pops does silly things too, don't hold it against him for too long, ok? :)
ReplyDeleteOh, my! Better get you a little safety helmet when Dad babysits. :)
ReplyDeleteJust teasing, Dad! Don't feel bad!
Hugs,
gosh- that was very scary for you! i hope you are 100 percent okay.
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tweedles
I am sooo soooo glad you are still breathing. Wheww. Close call, not only for you but for your dad as far as your mom is concerned.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Dearest Maggie
ReplyDeleteOh I, Emma, has fallen off the bed many a time too. It's so high up I need my own set of stairs to reach the tower..er bed. I survive each fall as I am super 'fluffy' I think we need to get you 'fluffy' so nothing happens next time.
Dear Maggie we hope you don't have a headache today. I fell all the way down the stairs when I was little. I went bump bump bump. My peeps went into meltdown worrying. I was fine. Have a terrific Thursday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Oh baby Maggie, glad you were OK, it could of been really nasty.. Poor Daddy, I bet he feels bad :( My Humoms the same, I have to be breathing when she gets back when Daddy babysits me..BOL xxooxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
We hope that you're gonna be OK Maggie. I bet you got one good bump on the noggin. We think your Dad went to the same school as our Grandpa Bob. He does things like that and he's not supposed to. Maybe he too has selective memory.
ReplyDeleteWe think you can forgive Dad but tell him it will take an extra bone or two. Milk it for what its worth!
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Awww... I'm glad you're ok little Maggie. I bet your poor dad feels bad about what happened. Hugs to you and Stella.
ReplyDeletePatty from NJ
OMD...you could of really jiggled up your brains or sometin! See if you can milk a few more treats out of this. Whew....scary!
ReplyDeleteThat's very skeery! I hope you guilted your dad into LOTS of treats the rest of the day. And then a whole bunch more from your momma when she got home.
ReplyDeleteOMDs Maggie that was very scary...the little two leggers can surely get rowdy and FYI they have sticky fingers too.
ReplyDeletethank goodness you are ok and all have learned a valuable lesson.
Hugs Madi your BFFF
Om my gosh, Abby and I are so glad you are okay, Maggie... what a SCARE!
ReplyDeleteGoodness, Maggie. I am so glad you are ok.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Christy
Ouchie! I would demand some cheeseburgers for pain and suffering
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip