FINALLY mom promised a post from us today and of course some embarrassing pictures. First though a story about Dad's appt. last week.
Lets just say if Dad could have walked in the door with a binkie, a onesie, and a diaper Mom would not have been anymore surprised of his behavior. Yep our DAD was a big BABY. The hospital where they go is a big University Teaching hospital in Iowa so it has a very diverse population throughout the hospital. Many students and staff from different countries. WELL, our Dads nurse for the morning was not from this country and Mom was SURE .....POSITIVE that when she saw DAd's tattoo on his arm, she MAY have been offended.....lets just say boobs were involved. Mom starts to shrink in the chair.
So the nice nurse starts to clip the ends of the stitches that are sticking out like catfish whiskers and that is ALL she is going to do.....easy peasy....no pain..............well not our DAD, or our wienie DAD as mom calls him. EVerytime the nurse started to clip and pull Dad lets out a string of HBO words that mom was pretty positive offended the nurse so bad she was at any minute going to stab him in the neck and leave the room.
Mom later wished she had snuck wine in her water bottle...but of course she was driving so that would not have been smart.
Finally after all the cussing and sweating and moaning and groaning the nurse left the room and brought in another nurse, but probably had dealt with children, and she started talking to mom and the next thing you know through all the talking snip..snip...snip she is DONE. So fast DAD did not even know.
Mom later told DAd how embarrassed she was and He said it HURT.....and he had to take a PAIN PILL. Mom is so looking forward to the retreat so she can runaway for a few days.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Stella Rose and Sibs
When you said greenies my dearest BFF I was finking you meant the edible sort, now I nose why you wasn't happy!ReplyDelete
Was Dad trying the sympathy thingy to get more treats?
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Snorts with piggy laughter. Oh your dad is a 'man child' like mine - too funny. Happy St Patty's Day! XOXO - BaconReplyDelete
You three look grreat for St. Patrick's Day! Your dad DOES sound like a baby...but MAYBE the furst nurse was being a little too poky?ReplyDelete
my daddy has a weird tattoo too what appeared over night and he can't remember how that happened... so my momma feels with your mom on that front :o)ReplyDelete
Have a great St. Paddy's day and lets fill our bowls and bottles with green beer today! Cheers!
Sometimes humans can be such big babies...especially the male kind. We're glad the other nurse was able to finish the job without any more HBO words. You all look so cute in your Irish outfits. Happy St. Patrick's Day!ReplyDelete
Ghostwriter always says—and she's backed up by lots of her colleague nurses—men are the biggest babies! Two times now, she's taken out her OWN stitches rather than bother with going to the doctor for it!ReplyDelete
Well, hope you have a happy St. Patrick's day!
Tell your Mama to hang in there....and maybe sneak her some wine in her water bottle at home... ;-)!ReplyDelete
Happy St. Patrick Day Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
What is it with men - maybe if they went through child birth they would understand REAL pain and not pretend to die just because of a splinter or cold of having a few stitches out :) Our Mom had over 80 staples at one time and never peeped a sound they whole time they were being removed and she has had long running stitches pulled out which are not at all nice but still no sound from herReplyDelete
Happy St. Patrick's DayReplyDelete
Snorts and a woof,
Lily & Edward
OH your POOR DAD... we can Sympathize with him... butt our MOM says... BAH... another Example of WHY the WIMMEN always have the Babies.. not the wimpy MEN.ReplyDelete
Love your pictures... Happy St. Paddy's day to you.
Happy St. Paddy's Day to you all, including your sober mom and your now stitchless dad.ReplyDelete
MEN! such babies fur sure! We love your St Paddy day pictures! so cute!ReplyDelete
hugs and special hugs for mom for not killing Dad BOL
Mr Bailey, Hazel & mabel
Swearing has actually been found to be a natural pain reliever, so let him swear away!ReplyDelete
Wishing you the luck of the Irish today and every day!
It seems like guys are just da biggest wimps bout dat kinda stuff!ReplyDelete
Thank doG the stitches are out! Happy St Patrick's Day☺ReplyDelete
Happy St. Pattys Day!!ReplyDelete
Our Mom always says men do not make very good patients:)ReplyDelete
Happy St. Paddy's Day
Woos - O'Ciara and O'Lightning
Happy St. Paddy's Day to you all!!!ReplyDelete
So glad the stitches are out!
Your Dad has a terrible condition. It is known as being a man. One out of two people suffer from this.ReplyDelete
Oh my gosh,,,,ReplyDelete
how embarrasing for your poor mom.. and the nurse!
Was that a nightmare in real life?
well you pugglys are very adorable !
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Sorry your humans had to go though such an ordeal! Hope you had a nice St. Paddy's day otherwise. Those outfits are fantastic!ReplyDelete
Ahhhh Happy ST. Patrick's day to you all too.ReplyDelete
Mom says all men should have one baby!
Hugs madi your bfff