Dear Nurse Puddles:
I is ailing as we speak. Today Dad the Traitor took me to that building where they torture, poke and prod youngins. I kept asking Dad "why Dad...why must you do this to me" and he said it was for my own good. That explains nothin to me..."for my own good!!" ...well there are alot of things out there that are for my own good, like chocolate, beer, pizza, did I say chocolate and Dad never lets me have them...but now we are drawing the line at being stucks 87 times...thats right Frankie and Ernie 87 times ...and getting my nails clipped so short when I stood up (cos I must have fainted)...well I just fell over again and again.
The mad scientist that Dad called "the vet" said to watch out that my face doesn't swell up and to call if that happens! WHAT.....what type of non FDA approved drugs did he give me...AND WTH for, I ask?????????????
So now, I am home laying around, moaning and groaning but not before I PEED yep you all heard me right PEED on Stella's new birthday present!!!
BaHAHABAHAAAA!
Maggie Moose
Maggie! So unlady-like, peeing on Sissy's gift! Naughty puppy!
ReplyDeleteYou PEED on your SISTER's TOY??? OMD OMD.... Margaret... you have actually become a MINI PUDDLES in MORE WAYS THAN NUMBER ONE !!!
ReplyDeleteMaggie I hope the V-E-T wasn't really all that bad. Makes us sad to think it. Can't believe you peed on a toy. BOL!
ReplyDeleteOh girl I feel your pain! I has been poked and prodded and then pokes some mores...more times than I cares to remembers. But them shots can protect you from bad stuffs...of course unless you has a reacton to 'em like I has. Yep, I swells all up and then my hair looks like snot. I had druther has beer though.
ReplyDeleteOh and when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Puddles
I is real worried my head is going to look like a beach ball when I get ready for the Valentine Ball tomorrows night.
DeleteMags
One word...BENADRYLS!
DeleteIt does a body good.
OHHHHHH Maggie bless your sweet little heart. Tomorrow will be a new day!
ReplyDeleteLast week my eye was watering and I was thrown in the PTU pronto off to the vet. I had a scratched cornea (small) and some conjunctivitis due to the stress of the scratch. Mom has been putting 2 drops in my eyes 2xs a day. Thank COD today is the last day. I don't like drops
Hugs Madi
Poor Maggie, stuck 87 times!!!! But you should not have peed on Stella's new toy :-( Don't tell anybody but just when Mom thought I was housetrained, Dad caught me peeing on their bed!! OOOPS. I just didn't want to go out in the fureezing cold. Now I am not allowed in the bedroom until we go to bed at night.
ReplyDeleteluv ya girl
Greta
Bailey & Hazel too
well Greta I peed on moms bedroom curtains 87 times and now dad is really mad at mom cos they are so long on the floor that he has threatened to cut them short, mom told him she would change them this weekend......then I will probably have to pee on something else...oh well.......mags
DeletePoor Maggie hop eyou feel better soon
ReplyDeleteurban hounds
I <3 my vet! So does Zimmie! You'll see. The vet is there to help you!
ReplyDeleteLuv,
Dave
Hey Maggie, we hope you are feeling much better by tomorrow. And BTW, we'll see you at the Valentine's Ball.
ReplyDeleteOur humans are crazy right? The V-E-T is just as bad as HBO words. I don't like him either and believe me, I've been to more than enough of them in my life. Like you said "good for who?????"
Be careful what you pee on. You don't wanna miss the dance and goodness knows, being on a Time Out is NO fun at all!
Hugs,
Lily Belle
Oh Maggie ... we're sorry we didn't send you a toy, too, but it is Stella's birthday (almost)! We promise we will send you something nice for your birthday if you promise to tell her you are sorry and won't do it again ...
DeleteLove Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney
Maggie,
ReplyDeleteWhen yousa start doing #2's and trying to hide them in the house...then we'll know you have turned into Puddles!!
Hmmm...can the world handle more than one Puddles?
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi
Maggie you poor thing. If Puddles can get over to help you out I can send you Nurse Bert. He's pretty good at taking care of ailing pups and peeps.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Oh poor you Maggie you had to visit the mad scientist. We agree visiting the dogtor requires the liberal use of HBO words. Hope you are better today. Have a wonderful time today all of you. Happy Valentines Day. May the day one to remember.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
I don't blame you for being put out about the V-E-T poking you 87 times! But peeing on your sissy's toy?? That's just mean, Magpie!
ReplyDeleteFell better Miss Moo, we love You!
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Scarlet & Meredith
Having to see the mad scientist ..Oh your poor thing Maggie,we will pop over and cheer you up, we will bring 87 balloons :) xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Oh you poor baby. We have all our feets crossed for you
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
I am glad you shook off the bad feelings and was able to cut a rug at the dance... But you gotta talk to your dad being such a traitor... seriously!!
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