Friday, July 28, 2017


Oh good morning my bloggy friends, it is me, Maggie Mae of the Three Little Pugs in Iowa.  I have missed our blog so much but I could not get Mom to sit down and blog for me, so I have been secretly teaching myself and it has only taken me free months to do it!!!

You can see how smart I am even as a tiny child.

So anyway I have taken over this here blog and ams going to try my best to become a better blogger than Stella Rose.   And I figure any pug who can type her owns blog will be showing up on the World News sooner or later and I figure that is better news than what we have to watch now...bhahahahahh.  Also, I expect the Ellen Show will be calling me, cos I am so smart and you knooowwwwwwwwwww she gives away some big checks, so be expecting new beds for everyone!!!!

I have lots to tell ewes but I will take it slow cos I don't want anyones brains to explode wif all my news.  I will just tell you a little each time eyes blog.  Forgives my grammar and spelling eyes hasn't had time to work on that yet.

Okay onto news from us.

We MOVED.  MOVED, MOVED and MOVED.  We no longer live in the oldest house in the world by the river, in town.  NOW we live in the country about 1/2 mile from the river through these corn fields, and our neighbors have big exotic goats and weird loud birds that have no sense of THEIR yard and MY yard.

Moving day was an experience that no pug will ever want to relive again.  Imagine this..close your eyes........................all our big kids and grandmonsters helping, that is good right, then there is our DAD who is NOT good.  Dad did not want to move to the beautifulest house in the country and he let everyone including most of the town know thats............change is hard for DAD REAL REAL hard.  So anyways close your eyes again and imagine this...........trucks are loaded, trailers are loaded and DAD is yelling and moaning and complaining, and he has us three pugs, henri and ellen, and EDDIE all in the little clown car, wif him, AND Mom tells us its a good fing he is in the CLOWN car cos he is acting like a CLOWN.

No, not the sweet clowns at the circus but that mean CLOWN on the movies that eat little pugs and scare humans.   DAD stayed the mean clown most of the day and night but then magically after everyone left and we sit outside on the deck the magic country air, cleaned out his brain and he became a new nicer clown.

Poor stellie rose.  She is having a very hard time wif the move.  At our old house she knew her way around inside and out, and would have fooled even the smartest person in the world that she was NOT blind.  At our new house, she is very lost, and can't figure out anything yet.  She mostly barks for MOm.

Our first few nights she was panting so hard mom was worried she would haf to take her to the vet and get Valium or somefing.  I toles Mom "heck get us that drug, we are sick of listening to her" but mom just glared at ME.  Finally though she is calming down a little and the only ALMOST catastrophe that we ALMOST had was mom sit her down on the back deck while she was shutting the door, and stella almost walked off the DECK!!!!   She would have fallen about 2 feet and gotten hurt.  I toles Mom"you had better learn how to hold a fat pug and shut that damn door at the same time!"   Mom did not appreciate my wisdom.

Wells folks I had better clear out.  Gussie boy, has figured out the big ass goats share the back fence of our alcatraz wif us, and he goes out there to push them around.  Of course they could kills him real easy and he is not smart enough to realize that.  I haf to watch out for that boy all the time.

I will be back next week wif pictures to show you our crazy zoo.  PS. El and Henri are okay wif being inside and Eddie loves running around all overs the big house, he loves Gussie and likes to jump on his back.  BAAAAHHHHAAAA

Margaret Mae


  1. Ohhhh Maggie Mae I cannot in my wildest dreams imagine moving w with pet much less you are your sibs! BRavo to the peeps for managing not to lose anyone. Give Stella Rose a hug and tell her I can completely understand about being anxious about the move with her seeing issues. I would not like that kinda change and I can see. WE hope you are all enjoying your new home. It sounds very peaceful
    Hugs madi your bfff

  2. oh I agree... moving is a hard thing...the mama noticed that the moment you wrote about that feeling...
    Hugs to you all and we wish that your new house becomes a home for you all soon... and a big hug to stella rose...

  3. You sure are a smarty pug writing your own blog. Sometimes you just can't wait for the peeps. Congratulations on your new house
    Lily & Edward

  4. How wonderful to hear from you, Maggie Mae, and congratulations on your new home! Moving is not an easy thing to do. I understand.

  5. Wow, how exciting! We are so happy to see a post from you - and can't wait to hear all about your new digs!
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

  6. Woohoo, my dearest and bestest BFF you deserve to be living in your new wonderful PALACE place! And, I told you, yous sooooo celver I knew you could writ ethe blog yourselfs, you are the BESTEST. Have funs in your new HUGE garden
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  7. We hope things settle down soon and Maggie Mae gets used to the new house. I can't imagine wanting to move out of my house. Ghostwriter and Dad have reassured me that they're staying put because they don't ever want to have to pay another mortgage!

    Good luck pups!

  8. Hari OM
    OMD OMD OMD How wonderfurs to catch up on all your news!!! Moving home is widely acknowledged as one of THEEEE most stress-inducing events of life, so don't be too hard on dad. It sounds like it is mostly on the positive side of the balance, the new place, so looking forward to seeing piccies. Hugs and wags to you all, YAM-aunty xxx

  9. Dat movin stuff duz not sound like fun.

  10. Oh boy Maggie Mae, it sounds like you have had to put up with lots of craziness..but it all sounds worth it for the biggest most beautimous new digs!! We can't wait to hear more!
    Jakey & Arty

  11. OMD, moving sounds skeery!! I've never moved before. We hope that Stella Rose learns her way around the new house really soon. We send her our love!!

  12. We are glad you are taking over Mags cuz we never heard from Stella! They need a solid leader like yourself! We are excited for a new crash pad for all yous and hope Alcatraz is bigger and better! Maybe your ma can run a ribbon around the porch so Stella knows she's coming to an edge?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  13. We have been wondering and wondering where you guys went! We're happy you've taken control and are back. Glad Dad settled down, and we hope Stella Rose learns the new layout soon. Must be confused. We want to see those goats.

  14. hay ewe dawgs itz grate ta heer frum ewe !!!!! we iz glad ya getted mooved tho we noe itz a crapper gettin ther...N stella ..♥♥♥♥♥ that ewe get used ta stuffz veree veree soon ~~ ♥♥♥ lookin for werd ta seein de next post that wont use de burd werd in it :) happee week oh end ~ ☺☺

  15. Woo HOOOOOO!!!! We have been wondering where you are. Mom thinks about your Mom every day when she looks at the beautiful wreath your Mom made for us. It is in full display on our front door!!!

    Moving is hard on humans and furries. We had a blind dog once who struggled when Mom and Dad moved. But we are sure you will all help guide Stella Rose through the maze of the new place. Hugs to all, we are so happy to hear from you.

    Woos - Lightning and Misty

  16. We're so happy to hear from you and that sure is big news. We sure hope that Miss Stella feels better in the new house soon. It will be so fun to see pictures of your new place.

  17. Moving is NEVER fun and is guaranteed cranky time in OUR household. Hope you are settled soon and the new place is exactly what you need.

    Abby Lab

  18. I can sure say moving is a pain in the fanny!!
    We moved too in June, we still have boxes in the garage so good luck to you all.
    Can't wait to see your lovely deck and wow out in the country with a big yard so happy for ya,all.
    xo astro

  19. Oooohhhhh...Congratulations on da new housy BUTT me do shares your pain. When we moved, it was da same ting. BUTT we all adjusted.....even me who is also blind. AND I haven't fallen off anyting yet..BOL

  20. Wow! A move! That is so exciting. And so stressful. We are sorry Stella is a little lost. Hopefully she will figure out where everything is. Until then she needs a seeing eye human. We know about grumpy Dads here. I hope he found his smile when you unpacked

  21. Hey there Maggie Mae - we Beaglebratz Ladiez iz so furry much happee 2 hear frum u. We wundered what happened - where oh where u did go butt our mom knowz what it iz like 2 move frum here 2 there - an'now she wantz 2 do it agin - she sed may-b next year. After awhile we hope Stella Rose will feel better 'boutz the new place. An'glad 2 c u r bloggin'now - keep up the good werk!
    Lady Shasta'n Miss Maizie

  22. What a surprise! We had no idea you were moving, but it sounds like the country air is doing all of you some good, especially your dad. We hope you are all so very happy in your new home, even Stella Rose.

  23. WAhoo!!!! we were away from Blogville for a few days while the peeps were gone and almost missed your post Maggie! It make take a bit but Stella will get used to the new place. We are gonna be so happy to hear more from you all - we have missed you!!
    Hazel & Mabel

  24. Congratulations on the move! Can't wait to see more pictures.

  25. Crikey Maggie Mae ..... I'm a bit behind the times but I'm trying to catch up. How exciting ...... you've moved ...... AND to the country ..... oh my ..... what a great time you are going to have. I saw the Grandmonsters have moved too. Are you close to them?? I'd sure like to have a gander at those goat blokes. They sound like fun.