Thursday, May 28, 2015

DEAR MOM-FROM MAGGIE

Isa just finking back when my bestest BFF in the whole wide world and Isa was sitting on that bull in Texas.  bahahahhahah........anyways.....(we see you SULLY)

Dear Mom:
Tuesday Stellie Rose wrote you a rather whiney letter about TREATS, bahahhah she wrote about FOOD....how is that for a typical stereotype of a PUG.....well NOT this PUG cos Isa writing you about somefin much more important than our food,>>>>> PROTECTION.

Yes, Mom you must recognize by now that I am the bravest pug in our house next to mean ole cat dietzman, and he isn't to reliable anymore since he lives in the heavens above our house.  Anyways I fink you should tell the world how proud of me for being such a good guarder of you and dad and stella rose and gussie.   Instead I get in trouble for barking last night!!!!!!!!

I saw a cat under the bird feeder and I went into high alert, cos eyes luvs those little birdies that fly around inside of Alcatraz, I dos not luvs that cat.  You told me to stop!!!! 

Then I started barking at that little dog who lives down the hill froms us, cos I finks he was looking over at our house....You told me to stop!!!!!  

THEN, I started to bark at this monster on our porch, he was huge and dark and very scary looking, and you again TOLD me to stop, that it was your shirt a drying on the hanger.  YOU laughed at me AND toles me to STOP.

I fink you need to get your priorities in order and realize how valuable I is to this household and quit loving on Stellie Rose all the times, and loves on me more or else Isa gonna go liv with my BFF across the ocean.  Just saying.  And Isa taking my Gussie Boy wif me!!!!!

Margaret Mae Simpson

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  1. MurphyMay 28, 2015 at 9:37 AM

    Maggie, perhaps you need to remind your mother of a famous American who called out an alert by the name of Paul Revere. If you continue barking out alerts you may also be shown in the pages of history books!

    Your Pals,

    MURPHY AND STANLEY

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  2. easyweimaranerMay 28, 2015 at 9:41 AM

    I feel with you Margaret Mae....you tried to protect the house from a birdeating tiger, a giant dog and the t-shirt monster... that's worth a bag of treats or a medal.... or two bags of treats and two medals...
    But now I know that you are a fearless girl and I will call you when the giant invisible intruder appears in front of my crib again :o)
    easy rider

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  3. JulieMay 28, 2015 at 9:59 AM

    Dearest BFF Maggie Mae, you is the bestest Guard Pug Evers!!!
    And of course you and Gussie are always welcomes at my place...I haf treats!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  4. Frankie Furter and ErnieMay 28, 2015 at 10:21 AM

    We KNOW you mean Bidness when you sign it
    MARGARET MAE Simpson !!!! HOLY Gwalk a MOLEY.... you really told HER a thingy or 87!!! And of Course we TOTALLY agree with EVERYTHINGY you said here.
    ONE MUST BARK... to keep the intruders OUT and Away and Prevent... SPYING into your Alcatraz !!! WHAT in the SQUIRREL was she THINKING.... telling you to QUIT.... Doesn't SHE know that those are the thingys that Require MORE barking with INCREASED Volume???????????????

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  5. CowspotdogMay 28, 2015 at 10:24 AM

    Peeps just don't always understand do they - we are there to protect them and who would they complain about if we just let some bugler in without a peep!

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  6. Idaho PugRanchMay 28, 2015 at 10:58 AM

    Maggie you are just doing your job ! You know that Bailey barks at the neighbor dog even though he sees him everyday and never barks back.
    And I, Mabel, try to protect my peeps when I let them sit on the couch with me - from Bailey of all doggies. As far as I am concerned the couch is just for me and Mom and Dad and sometimes Hazel. For some reason Mom and Dad say that is not cool, but whatever!
    hugs
    Mabel
    Bailey & Hazel too

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  7. My Mind's EyeMay 28, 2015 at 12:08 PM

    I AGREE THE MOMS TOTALLY HAVE ISSUES WITH PRIORITIES!! MOM AND I HAVE HAD SEVERAL MEETINGS ABOUT THIS...THUS FAR THE IMPROVEMENT IS SPOTTED AT BEST.
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
    HOW IS MACEY DOING?

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  8. Millie and WalterMay 28, 2015 at 12:53 PM

    You are so right Maggie. Your mom should be happy that you are there to let her know when bad things are happening outside your house. Even if it is just a shirt drying.

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  9. The Adventures of the LLB GangMay 28, 2015 at 2:53 PM

    *sigh*...Sometimes Mamas just DO NOT understand...
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  10. Bella Roxy & MacduiMay 28, 2015 at 3:20 PM

    NO appreciation. Happens here all the time. Peeps just don't see the VALUABLE service we give to them. Cats, shirts.....stuff that shouldn't be there?!! Of course, you have to give the alarm and chase them away. SHEESH! Humans.....

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  11. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥May 28, 2015 at 3:35 PM

    Moms just don't get it, do they, Maggie? Mom is always telling Lightning to stop barking at strangers in our yard - sheesh, he was just trying to warn you about something there that shouldn't be there even if he was getting paid to stain the deck!!!

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  12. Mary AnnMay 28, 2015 at 4:08 PM

    Uh oh, that sounds like a real threat to me!

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  13. NanaNor'sMay 28, 2015 at 5:36 PM

    Hi there, I think you are doing a wonderful job Maggie. Hunter has an ottoman that he sits on facing the street and sidewalk and he sounds so mean when he barks at people going by or one of the neighbors. It is so silly, because he doesn't have a mean bone in his body. I hope you get extra treats for doing such a good job.
    Wags, Noreen & Hunter

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  14. CharliedownunderMay 28, 2015 at 7:31 PM

    Your Momma laughed at you when you warned her about the huge, dark, scary monster on your porch? She said it was your Daddy's shirt?? She couldn't see the monster in your Daddy's shirt?? Crikey ...... no wonder you gotta bark at her.

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  15. Tweedles -- that's meMay 28, 2015 at 9:05 PM

    Maggie
    I am so proud of you for writing that letter!
    love
    tweedles

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  16. SullyMay 28, 2015 at 9:20 PM

    Okays I've gotta give it to you on this one Mags, you're absolutely correct. The peeps do not seem to appreciate how serious we take our jobs of protecting our homes. Just think if we didn't bark and something went down, we'd be in real trouble then. We're damned If we do and damned if we don't. We need to ban together and demand some respect!!!

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  17. Kinley WestieMay 28, 2015 at 9:24 PM

    Sounds like you did a pawsome job barkin. My momma don't apprecimatate my barkin either.

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  18. Ziggy StardustMay 28, 2015 at 11:53 PM

    I can't believe they don't appreciate all that you do to keep them safe! I also get lectured about these things. Who else is gonna let them know that there are leaves blowing around outside or that something moved in the yard??? We are saving them so much money in not having to hire protection guards. I don't get it


    Loveys Sasha

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  19. PattyMay 29, 2015 at 7:04 AM

    Hi Maggie Mae... I wanted to tell you what a brave and fearless puggie you are! My Angel was just like you! she was the guarder of the front door when people knocked; she guarded the house from squirrels and she was the guarder of her dad on the couch! She was also very sweet and loving, which is what I suspect you are under your tough girl exterior!

    Happy Friday!

    xoxo your friend from NJ, Patty

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