Monday, May 11, 2015

DEAR PUDDLES

Dear Puddles:
Last week you askeded me to send you a personal email and Isa was afeared it really wasn't you, but some Chrissy/Alisha trickster so I decided to put my private personal email on blogville for the whole wide world to see.

I fink you are still vacationing in some wonderful private island wif Mr. Howard Hughes and you do not have access to any puters over there.  In fact one of my police friends in high up places took this picture of you just last weeks!!!!!

Did you NOT see that drone above your head wif its camera on?????????

Until you send actual proof to me that you are the REAL PUddles Rainwater, then I am keeping my nose in the sand and refusing to BELIEVE you.
Angus Long a/k/a Gussie Boy a/k/a Baby Gussie
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17 comments:

  1. The Daily Pip May 11, 2015 at 9:44 AM

    Psst: it's really her. We spent the whole weekend together in the bars, I mean church.

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  2. tubby3pugMay 11, 2015 at 10:02 AM

    puddles looks like he's partying

    retro rover

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  3. JulieMay 11, 2015 at 10:05 AM

    Is dat da Puddles I haf heard soooooo many stories about from Maggie?
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  4. easyweimaranerMay 11, 2015 at 10:24 AM

    hmmm that makes sense to me... and you are a super pawlice officer Angus.... all things have to be clear, right? I suggest a pawprint... or a nose mark :o)
    easy rider

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  5. Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and MomMay 11, 2015 at 10:31 AM

    Don't nose bout dat Puddles! And don't nose if da drone really founded her. I no see any Cheetos in dat pic. Hmmm...are those cheeseburgers????? Ok...dere is BEER so Puddles it is!!!!!

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  6. Frankie Furter and ErnieMay 11, 2015 at 11:31 AM

    You have an EXCELLENT Point..... that COULD have been a PUDDLES ImPAWsonator... Butt we can't IMAGINE why Anybuddy would want to do THAT.... ONE Puddles D. Rainwater in Blogville is ENOUGH.
    SOOOOOOO we are joining you in saying.... Will the REAL Puddles PLEASE... BELCH... so we can be SURE it is YOU.

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  7. My Mind's EyeMay 11, 2015 at 12:11 PM

    Gussie Darlin' I really and truly believe it is the one and only original Puddles...only PUddles D Rainwater would wear shades with such style and besides she has been traipsing all over blogville saying howdy..I don't think an impostor would know the way to all our bloggies
    Just sayin'
    Hugs madi your bfff
    We hope your mom's knees are better

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  8. Tweedles -- that's meMay 11, 2015 at 12:34 PM

    Oh I have heard rumors,,, it really is Puddles!
    love
    tweedles

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  9. UnknownMay 11, 2015 at 1:10 PM

    BOL! I wouldn't trust some weird email either!

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  10. Two French BulldogsMay 11, 2015 at 3:39 PM

    We would want paw prints and DNA
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  11. Bella Roxy & MacduiMay 11, 2015 at 4:19 PM

    A Doubting Gussie...BOL!

    We've had 'Puddles' commenting on our blog. It sounds like Da Girl, so we're hopeful she's gettin' the kerazy lady back into the blogging groove.

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  12. UnknownMay 11, 2015 at 4:25 PM

    I nose from experience yous can only put your nose in the sand for so long matey, then you ave to come up for air. Or the sand gets on your whiskers not just yer nose, yer nose.
    Luvs Freya Rose Blossom X

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  13. CowspotdogMay 11, 2015 at 4:59 PM

    We do believe Puddles is back - once a week she said - but back

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  14. MurphyMay 11, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    We are thinking it is the REAL Puddles! We need to see if she can fill in at the office while Taffy is out.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  15. AnonymousMay 11, 2015 at 5:39 PM

    Well....we have heard rumors....but till we see a comment or post....we gotta set back and hope!

    The Mad Scots

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  16. Sweet William The ScotMay 11, 2015 at 5:42 PM

    Yep I think Puddles be sneaking around but I don't think she be on and island. I think Puddles be down at the mortuary drinking some Starbuck coffee and waiting for something to happen. Since the stupid's moved Puddles doesn't have anything interesting going on in Easley Podunk Town.
    We do pray your knees are feeling better and that therapy helps.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  17. 3 doxiesMay 15, 2015 at 9:03 AM

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHA...OMD!!!!!!! Guess what Gussie?It really be me...da one and only Puddles! I has missed da crap outta you. I is back to make all your dreams real.
    But in all honesty, i was really on dat island drunker than a skunk. We should all go visit da Howard man sometime.

    Puddles

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