TATTLETAIL---GRAPHIC STORY

(You may not want to eat before you read my story....Maggie Mae)

SOOOOO my BFF Leah gave me a calls up on her special walkie talkie and informed me that ole TATTLE THE TAIL Stella perfect smelling Rose toles the whole world and Mars that me and Gussie pees on our bed, or beds depending on the day.  (WE have NEVERS peed on MOm and Dads better)

WELL, fanks so much Leah for telling me cos I only feel it is FAIR that I tell a story on hers also.  To be fair though we must first remember when Stella came to live wif MY mom hers came from the crualella deville puppy mill....a most horrible place that should be outlawed....and hers had no manners or knew nuffin at all.  Hers was older than I was  (4-6 months old) when I gots here so she had already developed some nasty habits one of which was being a POOP EATER!!!!

Don't let that sweet face fool you, she ate POOP!  Something Gussie and I have nevers ever done.

So anyway it was a few weeks of her living wif Mom and Dad and one day Dad started cussing and yelling about somefin.....well he saw her eat POOP.  Mom came a running to see what Stellie had done again, like ripped up the bottom of Dads jeans, or tried to bit his hands, and ankles....fings like that....but nope it involved poop.

Is there poop in that bowl?????    So Mom freaks out and gets on the internet cos she always looks stuff about us and dogs more stuff and more dogs up on it, and looks up "dog and poop".    Oh the wealth of information she found. 

Would you let her kiss you NOW on the lips???????  Bahahhahahah..........

Anyways mom found out there is a big word of it that starts with a C which just means poop-eater, and that there are many reasons.  The one that fit Stella the best was she was from a puppy mill, lived in a cage with big dogs, and probably never got enough to eat.  SAD but TRUE.  So she compensated.   YUCK!!!!! 

So mom ordered stuff to put in her food, a big fail, then she tried pineapple...a big fail, she tried this and she tried that......FAIl...FAIL....FAIL......mom was actually losing weight from running with the poop bag as soon as the deed was done........lol......the biggest thing she tried was patience, and love, and Stellie started to trust that Mom and Dad were really going to take care of her in all ways, and she would never be hungry again...and folks believe it or not about 6 months down the road Stella stopped.

That is not poop in her mouth, it is a dried up apple.  I fink cos she could not see she must have thought it was poop....bhahahahahahah.......

So now we are even Sister.   Next time you tattle on me and Gussie boy you better hope I can't find anymore skeletons in your closet.

Maggie Mae