Thursday, January 23, 2014


THIS is us.  See our sweet little faces.

THIS is BERNICE....see hers mean ole stinky face!

So who would you believe if a catastrophe happened in your kitchen.  HERS or US???  I, Angus McConnell swear to tell the whole truf and nuffin but the whole truf!!!

Mom came home from work last night and when hers walked in our kitchen her noticed torn up paper all overs the floor along with various items from the trash can, our blankies all thrown around the floor, and stuffies wif their heads torn off.

HERS was speechless and  couldn't figure out what had happened, where had the trash came from, WHO had tore the stuffies up and what was that paper that was torn up, so hers picked it up and started making OUR supper when hers noticed on one of the pieces she could see a picture of two of the little boy grandmonsters and our momma.  THEN she realized it was a picture from her WALL of FAME on the refrig.  THEN she even mores realized it was her FAVORITE picture from hers WALL of FAME. 

Oh hers was so mad steam was rolling out of her ears and mouth.  We ran into the livingroom for various safety reasons, and tried to make ourselves invisible.  I kept yelling IT WAS BERNICE and our Mom was a roaring so loud hers couldn't even hear me!!!  We were afeared hers would refuse to feed us our supper and we would haf to wait until Dad got home late at night and beg from him.

Finally Mom calmed down and I slunk out of the foxhole.  I calmly explained to her that BERNICE came into the kitchen after hers went to work.  Hers started to throw our blankies all around teasing us wif them.  I told her, "BERNICE you nevers ever tease a pug about his blankie cos we loves them almost as much as sausage gravy!"  Hers just pushed me aside.  Then hers opened hers mouth real big big you could see Niagara Falls in there and hers blew the picture off the refrig.  THEN BERNICE GRABBED IT AWAY FROM ME and TORE IT ALL UP!  I looked up at MOm wif my big brown eyes, and hers could see right away I was telling hers the truf.

Isa explained to her that BERNICE grabbed us by our fat wrinkles and was pushing us around, and THAT is how the trash can got knocked over!  I also tole her we three might have nightmares for awhile cos wesa never seen so much violence wif our stuffies.  Fur and inside were a flying and heads fell off.  Wesa are so traumatized.  We are hoping blogville steps us and provides us with new stuffies.   Oh, Mom said I couldn't say that in my blog I forgots. Sorry.

So OUR mom stomped into the kitchen and grabbed hold of meanoldBERNICE  and threw her right on her big a** (sorry for the HBO words but isa mad) out the door.  You do know folks that we had -35 below last night so this morning Mom just propped FROZEN BERNICE against the trash can outside for the trashman to pick up.

The three of us was watching this morning when the big truck picked up BERNICE and now  her is on her way to the landfill and wesa are back in our Moms good graces.  

Fanks for listening to our story and believing us.

Angus McConnell Long


  1. You are a national treasure, Angus McConnell; nobody can capture an event and tell it like you! Your poor Mom stands no chance.

    Love, Gampy

  2. Wow! There is so much action in that story we are thinking Hollywood is going to want to make it a movie! Of course Bernice did all that and it was ALL her fault. We sure hope she doesn't sneak back into the house again. And we are sorry the picture was destroyed. Mom said pictures are very comforting in our lifetimes.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  3. HOORAY Beatrice has gone. YEEPPEEEEE doo da day. Mind you as well you know I like nothing better than a good bin raid. Think next time I will blame Beatrice. Think peeps might fall for it???? Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  4. Oh my gosh! What Violence!!!! What happiness! Bernice is gone! YAYYYYYYYY! I'm so glad your Mom didn't kill you!

  5. Whew, life returns to Pugville, all will be ok!

    The Mad Scots

  6. Whew.... Bernice the WITCH is GONE. Good Riddance we Say.
    This would make a super SCARY movie fur Howl O Ween time.. There wouldn't be a DRY SEAT in the HOUSE...

  7. Oh WOW! I'm so glad your momma believed you and kicked Bernice to the curb. I think things are going to be MUCH better in your house from now on.

  8. time one of my pack decides to go on a bender, I'll have to run down and pick up Bern-not-so-nice from the landfill so it can be blamed on her.

    Great story, Angus!

  9. Hey my word that was some I'm hungry.
    Mom rec'd email and replied and we truly thank you.
    As our friends down under say
    No worries
    Hugs madi

  10. Oh my goodness!!!!

    Stop on by for a visit

  11. We are glad Bernice is gone. She was nothing but trouble.

  12. AND good riddance! It was about time......

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  13. Oh Gussie! We are sorry that you had to get in big trouble because of Bernice, but we are just glad that it was the last straw and your mama kicked her out!

    Edgar and his mum

  14. Angus! I am speechless by the AUDACITY of THAT Bernice. It will be MONTHS and lots of SNUGGLES and maybe an extra COOKIE or two before I could overcome such a traumatic event.
    Love Noodles

  15. That Bernice was so mean to you three little pugs! I am so glad your mom hauled her out to the curb, and the garbage people took her away!
    Now lock the doors!

  16. How awful for you! Glad to hear the Bernice is out in the cold for good!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  17. Good riddance and don't come back, Bernice!

    Aroo to you,

  18. Oh my dawg and blimey. Bernice you old bat, good riddance we say. She sounds bloomin' scarey. We just hope she can't swim across the ocean to Oz! We always believe you Angus mate. Mum says she would believe you every single time cause you have the face of an angel. Take care and hope everything is nice and settled now. Have a great weekend. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  19. Oh my that Bernice loves to stir up the mischief

    retro rover

  20. We are just glad you are all ok! That sounds like quite the traumatic experience!

  21. Oh Gussie, who wouldn't believe a sweet boy like you?

    Hugs from your friend in NJ, Patty

  22. Oh my goodness - what is going on over there???

  23. Hooray! Bernice has met her end at last! We know that the mom's friend will leave a big hole in her heart for a long time, but it's good to hear that she's kicked Bernice to the curb.

  24. Well thank goodness for that! Horrible Bernice, framing you like that! I just can't imagine why she'd behead all the stuffies, never mind rip up mum's most favourite picture. I hope you're all fine and sleeping well now.
    Pippa :)

  25. HBO word - heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeee!
    I believe you Gussie. No one better contact Bernice for her side of the story. She needs to stay away.