Wednesday, February 4, 2015

DEAR DIARY

 

Dear Diary:

I thought before I go under the knife I would remember how my face looked young and untouched.  My Mom toles me there would be no reason why I would not look the same when I woke up but I am afraid the Frankenvet will change my appearance just a bit and when I look in the mirror I will look like this:

I know I offended the Frankenvet by questioning her skills at toenail removal, and now she has the power once I am sedated and dreaming of Sweet Liberty of rearranging my appearance.

When I discussed my fears with my sisters they started laughing so hard they fell backwards off of the couch, and of course Mom blamed me for pushing them. 

Now I am starting to wonder if Mom and the Frankenvet are in this together. 

I do not know when I will have my surgery I overheard her tell our Dad that she hopes she has enough monies to pay it or she may have to just give me to the Frankenvet as payment.  I am worth millions.

I am putting this down in writing, and then hiding you my Dear Diary in case my friends ever need proof of my true existence.  

Sincerely,
Angus McConnell Long

P.S. Mom has not scheduled my surgery yet, till after she gets back wif grandma
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28 comments:

  1. Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and MomFebruary 4, 2015 at 8:39 AM

    YIKES...No, you won't look like that...no way! The frankenvet would have to be a miracle worker to change your handsome face like that. Me and my pack all have our paws crossed that things are going to go really well.

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  2. easyweimaranerFebruary 4, 2015 at 8:50 AM

    Angus I'm sure all goes well, I was the same after my surgery and my dad had two and he still is the same ole guy. and I'm sure no frankenvet of this slice earth has enough wonga to take you in payment... not even Billy Gates. You are priceless!
    Easy Rider

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  3. SullyFebruary 4, 2015 at 9:14 AM

    I smell a conspiracy run for it Gussie.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  4. The Adventures of the LLB GangFebruary 4, 2015 at 9:18 AM

    We think that you might be even more handsome after your surgery Angus!
    Hang in there Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  5. JulieFebruary 4, 2015 at 9:19 AM

    Noooo, it's not possible for your handsome face to ever look like that!
    Don't worry Gussie, you know your Mom will make sure everythingy goes okay. Lots of hugs and POTP to you sweetie
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  6. My Mind's EyeFebruary 4, 2015 at 9:30 AM

    Gussie as long as you don't wake up looking like your mean old cat (MOL MOL) all will be good.
    Sending hugs to you my sweet friend and to your Mom and Gma
    Madi your bfff

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  7. C.L.W.STEPFebruary 4, 2015 at 9:46 AM

    Oh, that is scary. We hope everything goes all right. We'll be thinking about you.

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  8. UnknownFebruary 4, 2015 at 9:48 AM

    We agree mum will make everything OK so no worries. Sending plenty of POTP your way. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  9. The Daily Pip February 4, 2015 at 9:53 AM

    Don't you worry! Everything will be fine and you will not be turned into a cat. This did make us giggle ...but don't worry!

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  10. tubby3pugFebruary 4, 2015 at 10:09 AM

    That looks like an issue of people we want to read

    retro rover

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  11. MurphyFebruary 4, 2015 at 10:24 AM

    Gussie, we can totally understand your concerns. However we are totally confident that once healed you will look the same and still grace the covers of magazines world wide. It is probably best that anything that isn't totally healthy be prevented from spreading. We just hope that once done this can be scratched off your mom's list of troubles.

    Your Pals,

    MURPHY AND STANLEY

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  12. Frankie Furter and ErnieFebruary 4, 2015 at 1:21 PM

    OMD OMD OMD GUSSIE ANGUS MAC... this sort of scares the poops outta us... We never though that a Dogtor/FrankenVet could... pawsibly RE ARRANGE our looks when we were not Capable of Lookin at what they are doing... GASP... OMD you could come out looking like a {{{{{{{{{squirrel}}}}}}}} !!!!!

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  13. Tweedles -- that's meFebruary 4, 2015 at 2:02 PM

    No worrys Gussie.. The vet will just make that beauty mark all the more beautiful! And who knows, he might sell the beauty mark to someone else to make them beautiful too.. No worrys,,, I know you will handle to very well. Do you know 5 years ago I had one removed from my chest!! Guess what?? Not even a scar!
    love
    tweedles

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  14. Bella Roxy & MacduiFebruary 4, 2015 at 2:24 PM

    Good idea. When you have THE DATE, maybe we, the police force of Blogville should escort you to Frankenvet, just to make a statement about what could happen if something were to happen....

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  15. Idaho PugRanchFebruary 4, 2015 at 3:12 PM

    Guss you will be just a handsome as ever -
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  16. NanaNor'sFebruary 4, 2015 at 3:35 PM

    Oh Gussie, We know that your Vet is a world renowned plastic surgeon too and will make you as beautiful after the surgery as before, maybe even more(but your so beautiful now we can't imagine that). I understand about the $$$ for your treatment, but your mom and dad would give anything for you. Glad your mom will wait til after grandma gets home before you go in...she doesn't need more to worry about.
    Wags,
    Noreen & Hunter

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  17. Mary AnnFebruary 4, 2015 at 4:54 PM

    Laughing so hard, you will be fine, Gussie!

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  18. Kinley WestieFebruary 4, 2015 at 6:51 PM

    I'd run for it.

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  19. Hailey and Zaphod and their LadyFebruary 4, 2015 at 7:05 PM

    We are sure we won't notice a difference, we know your mom will only take you to the best vet ever.

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2015 at 7:30 PM

    Let us know where that diary is, just in case we gotta take her to Frankies Court of Common Fleas.

    The Mad Scots

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  21. Braeden and SethFebruary 4, 2015 at 7:46 PM

    Dear Gussie…we know the vet would not dream of rearranging your face. We know everything will be alright and you will still be as adorable as ever. We'll be thinking of you and your family. Sending our POTP!
    Waggies,
    Braeden, Seth and Riley

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  22. Jackie BouchardFebruary 4, 2015 at 8:14 PM

    Oh, Gus, I'm sure when you have your surgery you'll come out just as handsome as you went in. We are sending all our good thoughts out for grandma and continuing to hope for good news about Macey!

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  23. KBFebruary 4, 2015 at 8:27 PM

    You will look as handsome as ever - we are sure of it! I read your mom's post the other day, and I wanted to say that I am sending POTP. That is simply too much stress for one human to bear. I hope our POTP helps.

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  24. STELLA and RORY from Down UnderFebruary 5, 2015 at 2:29 AM

    Angus, you just need to hope for a scar cause the girlies just love them! It makes you more manly apparently. I'm going to have a beauty of a scar on my toe and just have to hope I meet a girlie who likes feet hehehe. Maybe you need to tell us a secret word in case you look different, then we will know it is still you. Take care mate. No worries (that would be a good secret word!) and slobbery love, Rory and Stella

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  25. PattyFebruary 5, 2015 at 6:48 AM

    Hi Gussie, I can tell you one thing for sure... your mama wouldn't give you up for anything! You are your mama's baby boy, even though you are a big boy now. I'm sending lots of thoughts and prayers that all goes well with you and your grandma.

    xoxo your friend from NJ, Patty

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  26. Matilda the BoxerFebruary 5, 2015 at 10:45 AM

    No need to worry at all, Gus. If the Frankenvet messed up that PAWFECT pug face of yours, your momma could sue for 87 gazillion dollars! No way would even a Frankenvet risk that!

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  27. Marty the ManxFebruary 9, 2015 at 8:58 PM

    Sweetie you will NOT look like Dietzy when the V.E.T. is done and your Mama would not leave your precious self there. Be brave sweet boy!
    Luvs
    Marty and the Gang

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  28. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2015 at 3:54 AM

    Hi, Angus! My name is Noodle. I found you through Charlie Downunder's blog. I'm pretty sure Frankenvet won't make you look like that cat. That's some serious reconfiguring. Good luck with your surgery!

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