MONDAY ....JIM

MOnday's are hard enough without it being -2 and dreary outside.  Why can't Mondays be warm and sunny and really Sundays in disguise??  Why?

Speaking of disguise...remember that package that arrived at our house on Friday and we faught it was a baby giraffe?

Well we pugs got hold of the peoples who sent it to our mom to ask about the type of care and food etc. he would need and they left us a voice message that said, " only would a certain type of pug think this was a baby giraffe, either we have been smoking things other than ham where we live, or we had found some illegal moonshine in the woods behind our house."

Ump....how is that for being snotty.  So we decided we would make friends with him first and give him a name that way we would all be on the same page at our house....so we named him Jim.  We faught that would be an easy name to remember. 

Then we introduced Jim to mean ole cat Dietzy and we cannot ever ever repeat the words that mean ole cat Dietzy said or we would never get off of  the time out chair.  Apparently Dietzy does not like it when Jim's on button is pushed.

Then we introduced Jim to the grandmonsters and they told us to turn him off cos they could not hear above the roar of their ipad, iphone, kindles, nooks or other things or devices they have plugged into their ears. 

We decided Jim had worked hard enough for his first day here in our little pug house and we found him a nice spot to lay in, and covered him up with one of our blankies that Maggie nor Gussie had peed on.  I tell you we had to dig through the box to find one of those for sure. 

Tomorrow we are gonna get the car polish out and wax him all clean.  We fink he will like that.

Stella Rose