NAUGHTY

Dad says we are being to naughty and he is going to give us to the mean neighbors next door.  I showed him this picture to see if he would change his mind.

He did not even blink.  I fink he was looking for a big suitcase for all ours junk!   Mom told him to quit his whining well I fink hers said a worse sounding word but he had his hunting ear plugs in and he couldn't hear her.

He says we are not listening to hims at all!!!  Mom whispered under her breath that 'no body listens to him..." but he didn't hear hers....whew!

It all started when we started barking and going crazy when baby piper came to visit the others night.  She finks we are monkeys and that is what hers calls us.  We haf to stay out in the kitchen until we calm down cos we jump on her and knock her down.  That makes our DAD really MAD.

See her scary face, hers is eating waffles at hers aunt kyleis house.

Anyway we did settle down and hers petted us and tole us to sit and down and we listened 21% of the time so I faught that was being real good.

Dad did not!!!

So last night we were all hanging out in the livingroom watching Dad's tv shows and all three of us heard a monster scratching at the window cos we have superpug hearing.  Of course being the watch pugs that we are we started barking LOUDLY.  Over DAD's tv show.....did he appreciate it????  NO WAY!   WE toles him...."monster alert...monster alert...." but he was so mad that the smoke coming out of his ears, prevented him from hearing those words.

Instead he told us to STOP in his big mean dad voice, and that it was just a tree branch against the window.  I whispered under my breath," well you will nose we are right when you wake up and that monster is breathing in your face!"  

Mom took our side though cos hers is our Mom and toles us to get up on her lap.  She knew there was a monster out there, and that we would protect her.  Mom is smart.

Angus McConnell